Feed me tacos and call me pretty.

[enya]

HOW TO SEDUCE THEM

It's like having a cheat code for winning their heart when you know all of their weaknesses!

How to play.
- We're out of our blank top level era.
- Instead, in the subject line, drop what would make your character character go feral for somebody.
- In come the replies where folks either try to sweep them off their feet or make them feel like garbage for their garbage tastes/

Comments

[monologues]

Not even slightly.

[erbe]

Oh? But that's what it sounded like. You were challenging me.

[monologues]

Do you consider being overbearing something to strive for?

[erbe]

Overbearing? No. Feared, though? I think plenty of people would rather be feared.

[monologues]

Would you? Sounds pretty lonely to me.

[erbe]

Why wouldn't I? Loneliness or no, it's an advantageous position.

[monologues]

That depends on what you want in the first place.

[erbe]

Mm, it's not really about what I want.

[It's about what has to be.]

[monologues]

Well, that's what I'm asking you about all the same.

[erbe]

—About what I want?

[Well... she can't exactly go spouting mage nonsense, so that'll be a hard one.]

[monologues]

Why not? Is it that strange to wonder?

[ "If so, I hope Haruhi hasn't infected me with her absurdity. That might be terminal." ]

[erbe]

I simply don't understand why you would concern yourself after your exasperation with my teasing.

[monologues]

Maybe it was my clever attempt at diverting away from that subject.

[erbe]

It's only clever if it happens seamlessly.

[monologues]

Your criticism has been noted and filed appropriately.

[erbe]

Oh my, did I strike a little nerve?

[monologues]

Not really. But I wonder if I did, with how hard you're dodging my question.

[erbe]

I already said that what I want isn't a factor.

[monologues]

Which also doesn't answer the question.

[erbe]

We're off the other subject! Why do you care?

[monologues]

I've never encountered someone who is so resistant to answering a simple question, so now I'm just curious.

[erbe]

Perhaps I'll simply remain a mystery.

[monologues]

Trying to invoke "fear of the unknown", are you?

[erbe]

That, or perhaps without any sort of special answer you'll just get bored.

[monologues]

... If that's really what you want, though, then why are you even still here?