Feed me tacos and call me pretty.

[enya]

HOW TO SEDUCE THEM

It's like having a cheat code for winning their heart when you know all of their weaknesses!

How to play.
- We're out of our blank top level era.
- Instead, in the subject line, drop what would make your character character go feral for somebody.
- In come the replies where folks either try to sweep them off their feet or make them feel like garbage for their garbage tastes/

Comments

[hakushon]

[ mumble mumble ] I know I'm not ugly... I'm just. [ mumble mumble mumble ] I'm young. I don't have a lot of [ MUMBLE MUMBLE ] experience.

[guncle]

[Ohhhhhh.]

So you figured you'd take me up on an easy offer, but it turned out not to be so easy after all?

[hakushon]

[ SPUTTERING— ]

I wasn't-?! That wasn't a proposition!!

[guncle]

Never crossed your mind? "Hey, this old guy's not too demanding and probably has tons of experience, I'll talk to him and see what happens," that sorta thing?

[hakushon]

[ WELL IT'S ON HIS MIND NOW... ]

I - I was just gonna ask for advice, that's all!

[guncle]

Ask away, then. What else you need advice on, other than the seduction part?

[hakushon]

[ oh.

well now that he's being asked point-blank has him feeling a little flustered again. ]

U-Uhm.

Any... good date ideas?

[ orz... ]