Feed me tacos and call me pretty.

[enya]

HOW TO SEDUCE THEM

It's like having a cheat code for winning their heart when you know all of their weaknesses!

How to play.
- We're out of our blank top level era.
- Instead, in the subject line, drop what would make your character character go feral for somebody.
- In come the replies where folks either try to sweep them off their feet or make them feel like garbage for their garbage tastes/

Comments

[guncle]

So what's stoppin' you from being confident if even a old geezer like me can do it? Huh?

[hakushon]

Old geezer? You?? How old even are you? 40???

[guncle]

[Okay, yeah, he officially likes this kid.]

In my 40s, let's leave it at that.

[hakushon]

That's not even that old! You're talking like you're 80 or something.

[guncle]

Alright, alright, so what's the insecurity about, then? You think you're ugly? Not cool enough?

[hakushon]

Did you have to offer those suggestions so quickly...

[guncle]

Short? Unathletic? Poor? Clumsy? Boring?

[This is to prove a point, honestly.]

[hakushon]

—Hey, I'm average size!

[guncle]

Good, so you won't just agree with anything I throw at you. That's a start.

[hakushon]

If you were trying to make me feel better, couldn't you throw compliments at me instead??

[guncle]

You're cute. Only reason you find it so hard to pick up is 'cause you're getting in your own way.

[hakushon]

[ mumble mumble ] I know I'm not ugly... I'm just. [ mumble mumble mumble ] I'm young. I don't have a lot of [ MUMBLE MUMBLE ] experience.

[guncle]

[Ohhhhhh.]

So you figured you'd take me up on an easy offer, but it turned out not to be so easy after all?

[hakushon]

[ SPUTTERING— ]

I wasn't-?! That wasn't a proposition!!

[guncle]

Never crossed your mind? "Hey, this old guy's not too demanding and probably has tons of experience, I'll talk to him and see what happens," that sorta thing?

[hakushon]

[ WELL IT'S ON HIS MIND NOW... ]

I - I was just gonna ask for advice, that's all!

[guncle]

Ask away, then. What else you need advice on, other than the seduction part?

[hakushon]

[ oh.

well now that he's being asked point-blank has him feeling a little flustered again. ]

U-Uhm.

Any... good date ideas?

[ orz... ]