Feed me tacos and call me pretty.

[enya]

HOW TO SEDUCE THEM

It's like having a cheat code for winning their heart when you know all of their weaknesses!

How to play.
- We're out of our blank top level era.
- Instead, in the subject line, drop what would make your character character go feral for somebody.
- In come the replies where folks either try to sweep them off their feet or make them feel like garbage for their garbage tastes/

Comments

[intentio]

Well, as long as you know and you're having fun.

[beefyspaghetti]

What're you pouting about?

[intentio]

Who said I'm pouting? We're here to discuss what turns you on and we did, didn't we?

[beefyspaghetti]

Seemed pretty pouty to me.

So how's someone supposed to seduce you?

[intentio]

Well, it wasn't.

[ it was, but. ]

I like people who are attentive. Effort is key with me.

[beefyspaghetti]

Attentive effort, huh?

Like learning how to skateboard with you? Studying abroad to figure out how to cook all your favorite food? Keeping your favorite wine stocked? That kinda thing?

[intentio]

Freaking complicated, as you said.

[beefyspaghetti]

Why haven't you wifed me yet?

[intentio]

It isn't only about what I want.

[beefyspaghetti]

So you do wanna wife me?

[intentio]

Whether I want to wife you or not hardly has any relevance.

[beefyspaghetti]

♪♫ You wanna ma~rry me... ♪♫

[intentio]

[ ugh. ]

Go have some fun, Kojiro.

[beefyspaghetti]

You're fun.

[intentio]

Hardly.

[beefyspaghetti]

Are too. Don't argue with me.

[intentio]

Only because you enjoy teasing me.

[beefyspaghetti]

You ever think maybe I stuck with you this long 'cuz I actually enjoy being around you?

[intentio]

If you didn't at least enjoy it a little, you wouldn't have gone through all that trouble you listed off.

[beefyspaghetti]

Not really any trouble, if it's for you.

[intentio]

You're entirely too smooth.

[beefyspaghetti]

Smooth enough for a kiss?