Feed me tacos and call me pretty.

[enya]

HOW TO SEDUCE THEM

It's like having a cheat code for winning their heart when you know all of their weaknesses!

How to play.
- We're out of our blank top level era.
- Instead, in the subject line, drop what would make your character character go feral for somebody.
- In come the replies where folks either try to sweep them off their feet or make them feel like garbage for their garbage tastes/

Comments

[huffnpuffs]

You might think so, but that's only because you don't know how hard it is to actually clear my schedule enough for a fucking nap.

[unimportant]

You sound like the hard working type of guy then. What do you do for a living?

[huffnpuffs]

I keep the peace in a very rough neighborhood. Let's leave it at that.

[unimportant]

You give off a cool noir mystery vibe when you talk like that. Like a detective in a black and white picture!

[huffnpuffs]

[ to be fair he's been alive since before black and white pictures were even a thing, so-- ]

There's some detective work in it, but mostly it's getting in the middle of assholes who are trying to rip each other apart.

[unimportant]

Why do I get an image of you brawling with drunks at a bar? Or saving women on the streets from muggers?

[huffnpuffs]

Way more of the former than the latter, I'll tell you that much.

[unimportant]

I bet you have a lot of fun doing it. Otherwise, why keep going?

[huffnpuffs]

[ there's some part of him, deep down, that does love the violence. but he has to keep it deep down, because the alternative would be catastrophic. ]

Because it's my goddamn job.

[unimportant]

Do you live to work, or work to live?

[huffnpuffs]

... I spent most of my life building up a debt. Working helps to repay it.

[unimportant]

The kind that no amount of money could cover. Is it a burden or a blessing?

[huffnpuffs]

Who says it can only be one or the other?

[unimportant]

Ahh, so that's the sort of guy you are.

[ Hard-working, shouldering great responsibility, yet he takes it in stride. A man after her heart! ]

Tell me, when it comes to women, what's your type?

[huffnpuffs]

[ "In stride" is certainly debatable, all things considered.

He takes a moment to reach into his pocket for a box of cigarettes, tucking one between his lips with a scoff at her question. ]

Barely have time for sleep. You think I have time for thinking about that sort of thing?

[unimportant]

You don't need to think about it. It's a feeling, an intuition even.