Feed me tacos and call me pretty.

[enya]

HOW TO SEDUCE THEM

It's like having a cheat code for winning their heart when you know all of their weaknesses!

How to play.
- We're out of our blank top level era.
- Instead, in the subject line, drop what would make your character character go feral for somebody.
- In come the replies where folks either try to sweep them off their feet or make them feel like garbage for their garbage tastes/

Comments

[pettymuch]

Thanks for the pity compliment. How the hell does Chitose get this to work all the time?!

[presumably]

I'm trying to be supportive here. With that kind of question, I think everyone's answers would be at least a little shallow.

[pettymuch]

It just pisses me off. Anyway, I thought the question meant if someone was trying to get me in bed with them. Not just what I'd want in a partner.

[presumably]

Sorry. I should have been better about it.

It could go both ways, honestly. Whether it's the key to sweeping you off your feet or just getting you into bed.

[pettymuch]

I just want someone to be interested already. Tits or not.

[presumably]

Is there someone you like? Why don't we start there?

roping in plot lines from other threads here

[pettymuch]

Ah... yeah. There's two. But, it's complicated.

o7

[presumably]

Complicated in a bad way? Sometimes complications are still worth it, right?

[pettymuch]

Not when the girl's leaving the country soon, and I still haven't told the guy she's trying to hook me up with!

[presumably]

Yeah, okay. That's pretty complicated. Will she be back soon? Do you like the guy she's trying to hook you up with?

[pettymuch]

No, she's going to school in London. And she doesn't want things to get too serious cause of that.

The guy... damn it, I don't even know if I should tell him I like him!

[presumably]

At least she's being upfront about it. That helps.

Is he intimidating or something? If you like him and he likes you, it could work out, right?

[pettymuch]

I guess, yeah.

No way Shouhei's intimidating to me! He's too nice to be intimidating.

[ Does he realize what he's said? Nope! ]

[presumably]

( aha. that makes him smile. )

You should tell him. Shouhei is a good guy and so are you.

[pettymuch]

--Eh?! How did you-- [ Ah shit. He fucked up. ]

Yeah, I know he is. I just don't want things to get weird. And I don't want him just going along with it to make me happy! You know he'd do that. He always does stupid things like that!

[presumably]

Sure, it's a risk. On the other hand, it might make him really happy too. What if he already likes you?

[pettymuch]

...you think maybe he does?

[presumably]

I think so, yeah. I also think he wouldn't just go along with something as important as that.

[pettymuch]

Ok. I promised her I'd tell him before she left for London anyway. Just, don't go spoiling it, okay?

[presumably]

Your secret is safe with me. I'm rooting for you.