Feed me tacos and call me pretty.

[enya]

HOW TO SEDUCE THEM

It's like having a cheat code for winning their heart when you know all of their weaknesses!

How to play.
- We're out of our blank top level era.
- Instead, in the subject line, drop what would make your character character go feral for somebody.
- In come the replies where folks either try to sweep them off their feet or make them feel like garbage for their garbage tastes/

Comments

[monologues]

[ "After seeing what Haruhi puts Asahina-san through on a daily basis, am I getting desensitized? Am I becoming immune to fan service? I swear, red blood still flows through these veins!" ]

Maybe you just don't know how to flaunt it.

[erbe]

Oh, if only the guys at Homurahara thought that.

[Her popularity is a double edged sword. Sure being so "cool" means a lot of people are too afraid to approach her. However it also means whenever she does something people won't shut up about it.]

[monologues]

... You keep bringing up your school. Is school bothering you, somehow?

[erbe]

Oh no, I'm simply the subject of its rumor mill quite often.

[monologues]

Popularity at a price, is it?

[erbe]

I suppose you can say that. Though no one is really brave enough to confront me about it.

[monologues]

Well for better or worse you're nowhere near the most overbearing personality I've had to deal with, so it's safe to say I'm not afraid of you at all.

[ "To say nothing of the fact that in two separate timelines the most popular girl in my school tried to kill me, so you'll have to try harder than that!

But... please don't?" ]

[erbe]

Are you saying I should try harder to change that?

[monologues]

Not even slightly.

[erbe]

Oh? But that's what it sounded like. You were challenging me.

[monologues]

Do you consider being overbearing something to strive for?

[erbe]

Overbearing? No. Feared, though? I think plenty of people would rather be feared.

[monologues]

Would you? Sounds pretty lonely to me.

[erbe]

Why wouldn't I? Loneliness or no, it's an advantageous position.

[monologues]

That depends on what you want in the first place.

[erbe]

Mm, it's not really about what I want.

[It's about what has to be.]

[monologues]

Well, that's what I'm asking you about all the same.

[erbe]

—About what I want?

[Well... she can't exactly go spouting mage nonsense, so that'll be a hard one.]

[monologues]

Why not? Is it that strange to wonder?

[ "If so, I hope Haruhi hasn't infected me with her absurdity. That might be terminal." ]

[erbe]

I simply don't understand why you would concern yourself after your exasperation with my teasing.

[monologues]

Maybe it was my clever attempt at diverting away from that subject.

[erbe]

It's only clever if it happens seamlessly.

[monologues]

Your criticism has been noted and filed appropriately.

[erbe]

Oh my, did I strike a little nerve?

[monologues]

Not really. But I wonder if I did, with how hard you're dodging my question.