Feed me tacos and call me pretty.

[enya]

HOW TO SEDUCE THEM

It's like having a cheat code for winning their heart when you know all of their weaknesses!

How to play.
- We're out of our blank top level era.
- Instead, in the subject line, drop what would make your character character go feral for somebody.
- In come the replies where folks either try to sweep them off their feet or make them feel like garbage for their garbage tastes/

Comments

[beefyspaghetti]

The hell is that supposed to mean?

[intentio]

Just show some leg? Seems pretty straightforward, I would say.

[beefyspaghetti]

Some of us don't have to be freaking complicated about everything.

[intentio]

There's something to be said for simplicity, of course. It does nothing to limit your options.

[beefyspaghetti]

See? You get it.

[ Completely missing the jab there, thanks. ]

Yours aren't too bad, you know.

[intentio]

[ please. ]

High praise from a man with simple standards. Words can't describe how happy I am to hear mine "aren't too bad".

[beefyspaghetti]

Oh stop it. You know they're the best I've ever seen.

[intentio]

It's almost offensive how easily you do that.

[beefyspaghetti]

Do what?

[intentio]

Disarm me like that.

[beefyspaghetti]

It's like I know you or something.

[intentio]

You're ridiculous. Work on your standards so they at least attempt to match what you deserve.

[beefyspaghetti]

I know what I want and what I deserve, and I'm not settling for anything less. Anything else is just fun.

[intentio]

Well, as long as you know and you're having fun.

[beefyspaghetti]

What're you pouting about?

[intentio]

Who said I'm pouting? We're here to discuss what turns you on and we did, didn't we?

[beefyspaghetti]

Seemed pretty pouty to me.

So how's someone supposed to seduce you?

[intentio]

Well, it wasn't.

[ it was, but. ]

I like people who are attentive. Effort is key with me.

[beefyspaghetti]

Attentive effort, huh?

Like learning how to skateboard with you? Studying abroad to figure out how to cook all your favorite food? Keeping your favorite wine stocked? That kinda thing?

[intentio]

Freaking complicated, as you said.

[beefyspaghetti]

Why haven't you wifed me yet?

[intentio]

It isn't only about what I want.

[beefyspaghetti]

So you do wanna wife me?

[intentio]

Whether I want to wife you or not hardly has any relevance.

[beefyspaghetti]

♪♫ You wanna ma~rry me... ♪♫