Feed me tacos and call me pretty.

[enya]

HOW TO SEDUCE THEM

It's like having a cheat code for winning their heart when you know all of their weaknesses!

How to play.
- We're out of our blank top level era.
- Instead, in the subject line, drop what would make your character character go feral for somebody.
- In come the replies where folks either try to sweep them off their feet or make them feel like garbage for their garbage tastes/

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[guncle]

[Who, indeed? The nice thing about just getting to the point is that people who favour that kind of action with no preamble don't tend to stick around and demand more. That's when the facts become necessary, on the third or fourth meeting.]

Musician, huh? What do you play?

[And yet he's already showing interest in the guy as a person. Iwai might not be as good at this as he's pretending.]

I got a shop, Untouchable. Airsoft guns and military memorabilia. If you're serious, you should drop by sometime.

[northmagnet]

[ It's easier when you don't have to worry about keeping up appearances. Yuki's fine with that sort of arrangement - or at least, that's what he tells people. ]

Guitar. I sing, too. We mostly play rock music.

[ He arches an eyebrow at the mention of the shop. It's fitting, given the man's appearance, but somehow Yuki didn't expect it. ]

Yeah? You gonna show me around behind the counter?

[guncle]

[Iwai almost, almost slips into a story about his own days playing in bands, before the guitar just became something he occasionally picks up after work to play and reminisce alone.

But he doesn't. Maybe it'll come out later, if this really happens.]

That depends on a few things. When you show up, how busy the place is, how quiet you can be...

[northmagnet]

[ Nostalgic old guys aren't exactly uncommon in Yuki's life, nowadays. ]

How quiet, huh? [ He grins widely. ] Want me to hide back there and suck you off while you're helping a customer?

[guncle]

Well, I got some regulars who just like to hang out and shoot the shit, look through magazines and such. I wouldn't want you to stop if one of 'em came in.

[Judging by the smile on this kid's face, it was a good idea to hear him out - their tastes and kinks just might align more closely than Iwai would've expected. Kids do seem to be getting wilder these days, if his weird part-timer is any indication.]

[northmagnet]

[ It's fun, doing this little dance. They're close enough to talking about sex that it's exciting, but not so close that it's just crude guy-talk. It makes Yuki's imagination light up in a way that leaves him feeling pleasantly buzzed, almost like he's practicing for a show. ]

Yeah? I wouldn't mind if that was the case. Would be fun to see you try and talk to 'em while I've got you in the back of my throat.

[guncle]

[If that delicious offer hits Iwai a bit harder than anything else they've talked about, it only shows in a slightly slower blink of his eyelids, a little flutter before they open again. Caught in the fantasy for a moment.]

Sounds like you're more than qualified for the job.

[northmagnet]

[ Yuki's not perceptive enough to catch the change, but Iwai's words are a clear enough indication of interest for him. ]

You wanna head there now? Let me show you what I can do.

[guncle]

... jesus, you're really not kiddin', are you.

[Iwai's interested, but more importantly than that, he's impressed. This is not a pitch he expected anyone to take him up on.

In the background of the scene, faint music can suddenly be heard.]

Yeah, why not? Hop in.

[They were also, very conveniently, having this conversation right by his car.]

omg obsessed with how this instantly became a dating sim (??)

[northmagnet]

[ What can he say? Yuki's a reckless kind of guy. Getting into a stranger's car is probably a bad idea, but considering the fact that Iwai didn't seem to instantly want to kidnap him, he's not too worried.

...Then again, the fact that they happened to be talking with Iwai's car right nearby might have made it seem like Yuki's some sort of prostitute, so.

In any case, he gets in, buckling up and taking a look around the car's interior. ]

Nice ride, [ he remarks, instantly reaching out to brush his fingertips over the volume and radio knobs. ]

unlocked the super secret iwai confidant

[guncle]

[Maybe they were doing a walk and talk for some of this? Regardless, now Iwai's got this bold-ass kid in his car on the way to his shop and - jesus, have they even exchanged names yet? This was not the outcome Iwai expected when he revealed just how easy he is to seduce.]

It does the job. [Once they're on the road and headed in the direction of Shibuya, he adds:] Name's Iwai, by the way. Iwai Munehisa.

🤩👌💦

[northmagnet]

[ To be fair, seducing someone by offering to do basically whatever they ask for isn't the best personality trait. Yuki's just fun like that. ]

Iwai, huh? [ Yuki looks him over, rolling the name around on his tongue. Munehisa is interesting - soft, kind of formal, not exactly a good match for its owner as far as the younger man can tell. Iwai makes him grin, though - rock and all that. ]

I'm Yoshida Yuki. You can call me by my first name, I don't mind.

[guncle]

Iwai-san. I'm probably old enough to be your dad.

[Which clearly doesn't bother him at this point, but he needs to demand some respect here.]

You always this reckless when there's dick involved, Yuki? Or should I be flattered? [Again, the tone of his voice and expression on his face don't exactly project judgment.]

[northmagnet]

Yeah? I wouldn’t know. Never met the guy.

[ This is an exaggeration, but only a little - Yuki’s dad left before he could walk.

That next remark makes him laugh brightly, and he lounges back in his seat, staring openly at Iwai. ]

Only when it’s attached to a nice face. [ He reaches over to slide a palm up the length of the other’s thigh, his grip light but promising. ] Feels like you should be calling me Yuki-kun, since you’re so into honorifics.

[guncle]

[It's surprising and a little embarrassing how Iwai's skin lights up under Yuki's hand. As carefree as Iwai seems about this whole thing, it isn't something that happens very often - he's got a busy and clear-cut life, every second accounted for, and no one's really clamoured for a space in his tight schedule in quite awhile.

So Yuki's hand feels really, really good. The fact that he also grew up without a father probably explains quite a lot, but Iwai's not about to bond over childhood trauma before he's even gotten an orgasm out of the deal.]

I'm not, usually. Just feels like you could use the reminder of what you're dealin' with here. [As if on cue, they pull up to the back of Untouchable and Iwai shuts off the car, then turns to Yuki with a wry grin on his face. Starting in the car wasn't part of the deal but he's suddenly reluctant to lose the warmth of that hand on his thigh.] Ready to find out?

[northmagnet]

[ Yuki might be young, but he's got a pretty good idea of what people like. Especially guys. Give them a little attention, touch them in the right spots, and soon enough they'll fold for you.

Iwai might be more intimidating than most, but he's still just a man. Yuki's not here to ask about his history or go digging for information - he's here to have fun. The only personal details that matter are the ones that make things more enjoyable. ]

What I'm dealing with, huh? [ His own grin is sly and mischievous as he leans in, putting a little more weight onto Iwai's leg as he leans across the center console. ] Just as long as you don't murder me...

[ He doesn't say anything more; instead, he closes the gap and presses their mouths together in a not-exactly-chaste kiss, eyes sliding shut as he focuses on the feeling of the other's lips. ]