Love me tinder

[lovemod]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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lilith | original character/mythology | ota

[megascops]

LILITH (??) I will undoubtedly be the subject of your next wet dream.

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[ciadirector]

✓ Now you look like a religion I could get behind.

Toki Wartooth | Metalocalypse | ota 18+

[dethangel]

TOKI WARTOOTH (27ish) toki from dethklok (real) (officials) (not clicksbait)! guy what plays the rhythms guitar. i likes cats and bunnies and helps saves the world. lets go to rides a rollers coaster. asks abouts my models collection. shows to me pictures of your cat or else.

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[johnnygobs]

✓ If you can get me on a roller coaster I'm all in.
Models?

shion sonozaki | higurashi no naku koro ni

[shiister]

SHION SONOZAKI (19) Hello-ello! I'm Shion. ☆ Try not to get me confused with my twin, Mion, okay? I work at the Angel Mort restaurant as a waitress and am in a club with my sister and her friends. I enjoy punishment games the most! Lose to me and I'll put you in a skirt ♡ Let's get along!

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Stelle | Honkai Star Rail | F/F

[destroyersrow]

GALACTIC BASEBALLER (LIKE 20 I THINK?) "the crack of the bat. the scent of fresh garbage. The excitement of the trailblazers. These are the things that piss the anti matter legion off the most" interstellar adventurer and woman of mystery (not a bit). interests include sports, video games, travel, dumpster diving, mixology, dance, dumpster diving, creative writing, dumpster diving. if you're a girl looking for a little (or lot of) excitement in your life, the galactic baseballer can provide

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ALEXEI SHOSTAKOV / RED GUARDIAN, MCU.

[strash]

ALEXEI SHOSTAKOV (80) YES, IT IS THE RED GUARDIAN.

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[ciadirector]

✓ I'm not sure if I'm impressed or scared that I found you on Tinder.

[ciadirector]

VAL DE FONTAINE (60) www.cia.gov/about/director-of-cia/

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[endsinafight]

Aren't you married?

Agnes Claudel | Kuro No Kiseki

[octogenesis]

Agnes Claudel (17) Kind and sweet as pie, she'll do her utmost to make the lucky guy happy! If you can tolerate her busy schedule, that is. Agnes is the face of the Student Council after all - but don't think her looks are all she's got going for her, she's got money too! she's got brains to match! She doesn't even ask for much in return and likes to be a bit of a busy body help people who need it. Interests include peaceful walks in the park, a movie or even a simple conversation ovr dinner. Must like cats and dogs.

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[ Odette definitely set up her account in tinder. She means well - even if Agnes will be a bit embarrassed! ]

Rogue Caster (Circe) | Fate/Samurai Remnant | ota

[pharmakos]

CASTER (???) A pretty, charming lady who makes porridge for you any time something bad happens. Animal lover. She's crazy popular, so there's no better time to fall in love with her than right now!

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Matt Murdock | MCU | OTA

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Matthew Murdock (30's) My law partner is forcing me to do this because apparently I don't get out enough. Do you need a lawyer?

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[pilfeline]

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Don't need one yet but if it comes to it, might as well have a cute one.

John Goblikon | Right Now | ota

[johnnygobs]

JOHN GOBLIKON (~30?) I'M JOHN GOBLIKON. From the internets! I'm in a metal band, I sell life insurance and I enjoy eating skin. My ideal date is around May 15. Open to anything! I don't limit myself.

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morticia addams | the addams family (90s) | ota for bants, f/m 30+ if you want a goth mommy + daddy?

[gothmother]

MORTICIA ADDAMS (49) We did, indeed, "see you from across the bar and we really dug your vibe." How do you feel about digging graves?

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[butbolder]

Not much a fan of the menial labor, myself.

lucifer | mythology/oc

[butbolder]

LUCIFER (69) Would you like John Milton, comic books, a Sunday sermon, or the truth?

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[pilfeline]

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Anything you like, honey, as long as it's not the sermon.

Karen Page | MCU | ota

[pagekaren]

Karen Page (38) Semi-retired reporter. PI. Trouble magnet. I don't want to talk to your manager.

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[ciadirector]

What if I am the manager?

etna ❤️ disgaea ❤️ ota

[lonemajin]

ETNA (1473) Beautiful. Charming. Dangerous. The woman of your dreams. The demon of your nightmares. Don't blame me if I'm too much for you to handle ♥

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[slightlypopular]

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Bill Cipher | Gravity Falls | OTA

[tetrahedonist]

ᴚƎHԀIƆ ˥˥Iᙠ (VERY OLD) If you're here for a good time OR a long time I've got you covered, my last gig involved controlling ALL spacetime! I'm possessive, (which means I might possess your body), but don't worry about it! I like it rough, but if you have to choose, break my bones, not my heart. I like math, crimes and long walks on the [REDACTED]!

✔ ☠

[sheepsquatch]

Tentative ✔

anya 💖 pokemon oc 💖 ota

[sirnight]

ANYA (???) "I can be either your knight or your damsel" is how I was told to introduce myself. I would like to meet others, monsters, humans, or otherwise as I have been told I need to get out more and I agree. I enjoy quiet activities. I have been told I am fussy, but in a good way.

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krobus - stardew valley

[krobus]

KROBUS (very old) I'm actually looking for a roommate! While you are away at work, I will clean your house in the dark, in silence. I only ask that you allow me to eat mayo straight from the jar and don't mind the smell. Dwarves need not apply.

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[ art by tumblr.com/nadhie ]

[johnnygobs]

✓Where do you stand on goblins?

Lucy MacLean - Fallout

[excogitating]

LUCY (22) I'm Lucy MacLean. I'm a member of the Young Pipefitter’s Association. I dabble in riflery, and my passion is teaching US History (though I have since found out . I know my way around a computer. My reproductive organs are intact. My hygiene well maintained, and yet, I have been unable to find a suitable marriage partner. There have been some extenuating circumstances lately that have changed my worldview, but perhaps making new friends is a start to something else.

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[malibu_farmboy]

Hiya...Look, this post-apocalypse ain't all it's cracked up to be, but I'm all too happy to make friends with someone sharp, savvy, and less jaded and hard-hearted than me and literally everyone else. You're cute too, and that's worth bonus points!

Aries - Fallout 76

[sheepsquatch]

Aries (50+) I haven't had a date since high school (if you call dating 'being president of the crytozoology club'). If you are looking to maybe debase yourself, or perhaps make sure you are or are not gay, I'm your man. The masks stays on.

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Tomoko Kuroki (aged up) | Watamote

[slightlypopular]

Tomoko Kuroki (21) Shy bi and ready to cry ;) lit major at aoyama gakuin. i like gaming, drinking, shooting the shit about anime, and big tits.

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morvay | nu: carnival | m/m

[wombtat]

MORVAY (70+) Incubus with an ultra oral fixation. Demon in the sheets, nightmare in the streets. I whisper sweet nothings and then siphon your life force – but like, consensually. Not here for a long time; just here until your essence is running on empty. 😈 Swipe, you know you want to. 💜

✓ ✕

[300millioncolors]

✓

Ok but smash.

Decembra Frost| OC || OTA

[wynterssolitude]

Decembra Frost (1200+) 👑Eternal Queen👑 Works hard, plays harder. Need a date for a gala this weekend. Forget your wallet.

✓ ✕

Kara Danvers | Supergirl (DCTV) | M/F

[wapow]

KARA DANVERS (26) I've been told I'm pretty super.

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[fastasflash]

✅

Are you kidding me? You need a date and went on here instead of asking me out?

I'm hurt, Danvers.

chelsea | white lotus

[amorfatis]

CHELSEA (28) What's your star sign?

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[hatchett]

✓ Scorpio.

Lúcás | OC

[spiritjock]

Lucas (25) Looking for friends and fun. I enjoy long walks through the woods and swimming. Of Irish decent. Smoker.

✓ ✕