lovemod ([personal profile] lovemod) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-05-25 09:55 am

Love me tinder

the tinder meme

Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother.

Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it.

What's the worst that could happen?

FORMATTING


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[personal profile] fastasflash 2025-05-28 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Took you a second.

Can't catch up to me? Thought you were faster than I was.
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[personal profile] wapow 2025-05-28 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, shut up! 😤😤😤😤

I just realized now my feelings for you aren't entirely platonic.
Give a girl a break! 😳🫠
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[personal profile] fastasflash 2025-05-28 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Catch up to me, Kara Danvers.

I left Iris for a reason. But I didn't want to hold you to expecting anything from yourself, so I didn't tell you.

It wouldn't have been fair.
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[personal profile] wapow 2025-05-28 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm trying! 😫 You're not making this easy, Barry Allen! 🫠

That's... really sweet of you. Thank you ❤️

What made you want to tell me now?

... besides seeing the profile my very dead sister made here on Tinder?
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[personal profile] fastasflash 2025-05-28 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, it's exactly that.

I believe in signs. This was one.


[ A pause for a moment. ]

💬

Alex may have tipped me off about you being on here and made it non-optional, by threat of swirly.

I'm scared of your sister.
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[personal profile] wapow 2025-05-28 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
She did this on purpose... 💀 She's dead.

[Not really. But you know how sisters are.]

A lot of people are, Bar. You're not the only one. 🤭
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[personal profile] fastasflash 2025-05-28 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Look, I don't want to talk about how your sister is terrifying.

I want to talk about where I'm taking you to dinner tonight. Paris?
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[personal profile] wapow 2025-05-28 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Fair! I'm sorry. 🫢

Ooh~I like the sound of that.
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[personal profile] fastasflash 2025-05-28 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want apologies, girl.

I want your hand in mine.
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[personal profile] wapow 2025-05-28 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, okay! 😅🤣

I want that, too.

I want you, Barry Allen.
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[personal profile] fastasflash 2025-05-28 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, he's passing away. He clutches his phone to his chest and slowly sinks into the couch. ]

💬

💬

💬


[ ... Give him a second. ]

you've never not had me. You just didn't know.
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[personal profile] wapow 2025-05-28 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Dork. Well, now he's her dork.]

❤️

I'm... i can be very oblivious so 🫣
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[personal profile] fastasflash 2025-05-28 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
I'll have to try harder.

If you're okay with that...
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[personal profile] wapow 2025-05-28 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
I do appreciate that. Thank you 🥺

But you don't have to try too hard. You already got me. I'm a goner.
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[personal profile] fastasflash 2025-05-28 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
As if I'm going to get lazy and complacent.

You deserve effort. Unlike a certain alien who took you for granted.
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[personal profile] wapow 2025-05-28 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
That just

💬

Made me want to kiss you.
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[personal profile] fastasflash 2025-05-28 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Dare you.

[ One beat, two, then a knock on her door.

⚡ Guess who? ✨
]
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[personal profile] wapow 2025-05-28 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
What the—

[The knock at her door made her stop and look at it for a few seconds. She places her phone on the coffee table before super speeding herself there to open it.]
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[personal profile] wapow 2025-05-28 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[She shouldn't have been surprised to see him there, but she was, and it was a pleasant one.]

Hi.

[Kara's face brightens to moment she sees Barry, her hand reaching out to grab on to his, squeezing it before gently pulling him inside.]

Aren't we eager? [She teases with a chuckle. him once the door was closed behind him.]
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[personal profile] fastasflash 2025-05-28 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Look, I was disappointed when you didn't stand up and object at my wedding.

I've been slowly going downhill since. I have an actual chance now?

[ He holds onto her hand tightly, eyes searching hers. ]

I'm not missing it.
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[personal profile] wapow 2025-05-28 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
... Me too. [She chuckles, bringing their hands up so that she can kiss the back of his palm, guiding it until he is cupping her cheek.]

I guess... I was singing that song at your wedding for the two of us.
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[personal profile] fastasflash 2025-05-28 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'll tell you something.

When I left Iris, she said I was finally realizing something she knew all along.

[ He chuckles awkwardly, but takes opportunity to feel her cheek and how soft it is. ]

Guess everyone knew but us, huh?
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[personal profile] wapow 2025-05-28 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[Her big blue eyes wide, blinking and looking at Barry intently, a blush spreads from her cheek to her ears, a sheepish chuckle escapes her.]

Y-Yeah... I was trying to get over a breakup, you were getting married. But I guess the feelings were always there.

[Kara sighs, nuzzling her cheek on his palm.]

I did and still do like being your friend. But it's... different now.