Love me tinder

[lovemod]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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lilith | original character/mythology | ota

[megascops]

LILITH (??) I will undoubtedly be the subject of your next wet dream.

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Toki Wartooth | Metalocalypse | ota 18+

[dethangel]

TOKI WARTOOTH (27ish) toki from dethklok (real) (officials) (not clicksbait)! guy what plays the rhythms guitar. i likes cats and bunnies and helps saves the world. lets go to rides a rollers coaster. asks abouts my models collection. shows to me pictures of your cat or else.

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shion sonozaki | higurashi no naku koro ni

[shiister]

SHION SONOZAKI (19) Hello-ello! I'm Shion. ☆ Try not to get me confused with my twin, Mion, okay? I work at the Angel Mort restaurant as a waitress and am in a club with my sister and her friends. I enjoy punishment games the most! Lose to me and I'll put you in a skirt ♡ Let's get along!

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Stelle | Honkai Star Rail | F/F

[destroyersrow]

GALACTIC BASEBALLER (LIKE 20 I THINK?) "the crack of the bat. the scent of fresh garbage. The excitement of the trailblazers. These are the things that piss the anti matter legion off the most" interstellar adventurer and woman of mystery (not a bit). interests include sports, video games, travel, dumpster diving, mixology, dance, dumpster diving, creative writing, dumpster diving. if you're a girl looking for a little (or lot of) excitement in your life, the galactic baseballer can provide

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ALEXEI SHOSTAKOV / RED GUARDIAN, MCU.

[strash]

ALEXEI SHOSTAKOV (80) YES, IT IS THE RED GUARDIAN.

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[johnnygobs]

✓ If you can get me on a roller coaster I'm all in.
Models?

[dethangel]

they knows they gots to listens to toki. donts worrys, i can gets you ins.

you knows like planes and boats and stuff?

[johnnygobs]

Ha! Who's "too short to ride" now? Take that, safety inspectors.

Ohh. I was thinking people. Or railroads.

[dethangel]

fucks those guys! they donts knows nothins!

i donts really do railsroads. sometimes i builds a robots one though.

[johnnygobs]

Yeah! They only are drawing on years of horrible roller coaster accident reports and studies about how physics affects bodies. Pfft. Losers.

Like Transformers?

[ciadirector]

✓ I'm not sure if I'm impressed or scared that I found you on Tinder.

[ciadirector]

✓ Now you look like a religion I could get behind.

[megascops]

Be my high priestess and you will have reason to sing.

[ciadirector]

VAL DE FONTAINE (60) www.cia.gov/about/director-of-cia/

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[endsinafight]

Aren't you married?

[ciadirector]

I know keeping track of time is hard for you, but I divorced 10 years ago.

Agnes Claudel | Kuro No Kiseki

[octogenesis]

Agnes Claudel (17) Kind and sweet as pie, she'll do her utmost to make the lucky guy happy! If you can tolerate her busy schedule, that is. Agnes is the face of the Student Council after all - but don't think her looks are all she's got going for her, she's got money too! she's got brains to match! She doesn't even ask for much in return and likes to be a bit of a busy body help people who need it. Interests include peaceful walks in the park, a movie or even a simple conversation ovr dinner. Must like cats and dogs.

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[ Odette definitely set up her account in tinder. She means well - even if Agnes will be a bit embarrassed! ]

Rogue Caster (Circe) | Fate/Samurai Remnant | ota

[pharmakos]

CASTER (???) A pretty, charming lady who makes porridge for you any time something bad happens. Animal lover. She's crazy popular, so there's no better time to fall in love with her than right now!

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[dethangel]

we just gets a bunch of tape. ams fine!!!!

kinds of but they donts transform? they just stands there cause you gots to builds them.

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[caligulan]

Only a wet dream?

[megascops]

If you are so lucky.

Matt Murdock | MCU | OTA

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Matthew Murdock (30's) My law partner is forcing me to do this because apparently I don't get out enough. Do you need a lawyer?

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[johnnygobs]

I’m gonna duct tape myself to the front.

Got a favorite model?

[evross]

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John Goblikon | Right Now | ota

[johnnygobs]

JOHN GOBLIKON (~30?) I'M JOHN GOBLIKON. From the internets! I'm in a metal band, I sell life insurance and I enjoy eating skin. My ideal date is around May 15. Open to anything! I don't limit myself.

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