Love me tinder

[lovemod]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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[malibu_farmboy]

I ain't gonna ask why you're on Tinder, but I am gonna swipe right. They say you only miss the shots you don't take.

[ciadirector]

I'll return the favor of not asking either, Mr. Movie Star. What caught your attention?

[malibu_farmboy]

You have to ask?

Well, I mean aside from you being a silver vixen and the whole 'Hey everybody! I'm in the CIA!' audacity...I dunno! Musta been the vibes.

[ciadirector]

Thank you. What's the use in having public information, if not to present it to the semi-public?

Would you rather I ask you something like what's your zodiac sign?

[malibu_farmboy]

I mean...not that it wouldn't be fascinating to find out that a CIA director is invested in astrology, or just really into pickup lines from the 70's.

[ciadirector]

I used to read horiscopes, back when people cared about that sort of thing. You seem pretty interested in the CIA part. Looking for a new job?

[malibu_farmboy]

Maybe not THE thing I was looking for on this app, but if you're offering, I wouldn't say no to a side hustle.

[ciadirector]

Well I recently matched with another guy trying to boost his limo business, so you never know what could happen here.

[ Yes, she's going to talk around the job offer thing. ]

[malibu_farmboy]

Yeah. A movie actor could swipe right on the director of the CIA. This app's a real agent of chaos!