lovemod ([personal profile] lovemod) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-05-25 09:55 am

Love me tinder

the tinder meme

Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother.

Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it.

What's the worst that could happen?

FORMATTING


megascops: (8 |)

[personal profile] megascops 2025-05-26 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell me what you dream of usually. I don't want to make it a repeat performance.
gadabouts: (hard times come)

[personal profile] gadabouts 2025-05-26 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Truth be told, I don't have much in the way of wet dreams anymore.
Normally it's about work.
megascops: (14 |)

[personal profile] megascops 2025-05-26 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Your work doesn't interest me. Have no fear.
gadabouts: (just to come again)

[personal profile] gadabouts 2025-05-26 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Now, that's just disappointing. History interests everyone.
megascops: (10 |)

[personal profile] megascops 2025-05-26 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
History is looking onto something as if it were foreign to you. Removed.

Nothing about what has been is removed to me.
gadabouts: (bring on your wrecking ball)

[personal profile] gadabouts 2025-05-26 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
So, the name isn't just for show, Lilith?
megascops: (7 |)

[personal profile] megascops 2025-05-26 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
No names are just for show.

Is yours?
gadabouts: (they drift away to rust)

[personal profile] gadabouts 2025-05-26 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm no disciple.
megascops: (7 |)

[personal profile] megascops 2025-05-27 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, but you could be.
gadabouts: (now when all these steel and stories)

[personal profile] gadabouts 2025-05-27 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't much for sunday school.