Love me tinder

[lovemod]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Comments

[excogitating]

Date? I-

Uh

I recently got out of a relationship. He tried to kill me, so I killed him first. Did you give me your name? I think I misunderstood the assignment.

[malibu_farmboy]

Welp! ...Again, glad we could work that out in conversation before things got really awkward on this app for ya. Whatever you wanna call our first meeting, I think maybe we can both agree on standing 60 feet apart for mutual safety?

So anyway, I'm Jim. And as far as I know, my reproductive organs are intact too.