Love me tinder

[lovemod]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Comments

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I mean, it is New Jersey.

You can't expect a born and bred New Yorker to not make a comment about Jersey.

I'll lean on my eternal optimism in people being considered cute instead of annoying like it probably usually is.

[pilfeline]

Guess not. Doesn't have much of an edge to it when the same born and bred New Yorker enjoyed his conversation with a Jersey girl so much that he'll rearrange his busy schedule and cook for her.

Trust me, when you annoy me, you'll know it.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

You know what? I don't think I even have an argument against that. And usually lawyers can argue anything.

I'll have to warn you in advance of all of my annoying habits and traits that are as bad as my optimism.

[pilfeline]

You could probably figure out an argument if you were talking to someone other than the particular part of Jersey you seem kind of eager to explore.

Sounds like you're already thinking we'll be spending kind of a lot of time around each other. More optimism?

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Oh yeah, this argument would have crushed in Newark but talking to a woman from Gotham? I have no chance.

I do like to consider myself a pretty good date so I'll combine optimism with a decent track record.

[pilfeline]

moved to here