Love me tinder

[lovemod]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Comments

[godlikeness]

❌

And which "truth" would this be?

[butbolder]

Certainly not Milton. I've never been quite that morose.

[godlikeness]

Hmmm that is a debatable statement.

HUFF

[butbolder]

Debate it with yourself then, I'm not interested in arguing the "intricacy" of middling fiction.

deflect all u want

[godlikeness]

We aren't talking about fiction, and you know that.
You may be able to lie to others as easily as you breathe, but not to me.

thanks for the permission

[butbolder]

Assuming I lie that much says plenty all on its own.

cackles

[godlikeness]

It's not like you haven't earned it.

[butbolder]

Well, with that vote of confidence, I'll turn my life right around, Michael. Pinkie-promise.

[godlikeness]

How quick you are to play the victim.

[butbolder]

And how quick you are the label things.

[godlikeness]

One has to with you. Never know where anything stands, otherwise.

[butbolder]

I want it on the record: I am not the one reducing us to absolutes, here.

[godlikeness]

"Us"?

[ She saw that, sir. ]