Love me tinder

[lovemod]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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i hate you (i love yoU) mister john ghoblin is always making me laugh so hard

[krobus]

[ This goblin... he understands Krobus. ]

Nachos... in the bathtub??

<3

[johnnygobs]

Uh, sure. Nachos in the bathtub, why not?

[It can't make anything any worse.]

[krobus]

It's a very big bowl. I can clean it out after. I don't sleep but I do like a little moss to grow in there when I sit.

[ Everyone is so nice! Krobus will have to live with everyone! He'll have to draw up an appointment calendar. ]

[johnnygobs]

[Poor overscheduled Krobus.]

The moss can keep the mushrooms company.

[krobus]

[ But John has a whole tub for him! That's the best offer so far! They could be ... friends? Future friends? ]

Are they the growing kind, the glowing kind, or the alive kind?

[johnnygobs]

Aren't all mushrooms alive? Kind of? I don't know what fungus gets up to.

Anyway there's only two coming out of the wall. I wish they glowed, it would make trips to the bathroom more...oh by the way, I'll need the bathroom sometimes. And you'll pro-obably want to leave then. That alright?

[krobus]

Everything IS alive. I think I meant mobile. Legs. Moving?

I do like to go outside sometimes. I like the city sewers, if I get a running start, I can slide into the street drains like a penguin.

I will leave you to do that. I don't mind, but I believe certain things we must face alone.

[johnnygobs]

Everything! Even rocks are alive. I believe that in my heart. [No, John.]

That sounds fun as hell!

[krobus]

Do you want to do a sewer-surf with me?

[johnnygobs]

Would I!?

That sounds fun as hell!

[His fatal flaw: being invited to do something dangerous and stupid.]

[krobus]

Do you have any aversion to grey water?

[johnnygobs]

Gray water? No problem, as long as it's not, you know, used. I have some standards.