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bakerstreet2025-05-25 09:55 am
lovemod) wrote in bakerstreet2025-05-25 09:55 am
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excuse me firefox i do mean dwarves not ADWARES?
Finest dwarf crafted software
Does the sound of crying bother you?
I would buy it!!
I do not mind ... crying... A little. Are you all right? I do not eat but I can cook. Do you need to eat?
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Nothing bad! Just irregular crying bouts late at night sometimes. I thought you ate mayo? Normally I just pick up food from somewhere else and bring it home. Oh, do you like TV?
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Are you sad? Did the fire make you sad?
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I'm not sad right now! I just sometimes get randomly sad and start crying But I did get a little upset that the putting-baking-soda-on-fires life hack didn't work. At least not if you substitute flour and those are basically the same things.
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Did you catch something on fire because you were cooking? I can help you. You don't have to answer that.
I would like a dark wet place to hang out in sometimes. On Fridays I stay silent as a sign of devotion to Yoba.
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That sounds like the bathroom. Yoba is...?
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Do you have a bathtub?
Yoba is an earth spirit. They are not in this realm, they will not be visiting.
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[That gasp feels so good. He takes it as being impressed. He's successful. He's made it. He has a bathtub]
Oh. I was about to say maybe we could make nachos for them.
i hate you (i love yoU) mister john ghoblin is always making me laugh so hard
Nachos... in the bathtub??
<3
[It can't make anything any worse.]
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[ Everyone is so nice! Krobus will have to live with everyone! He'll have to draw up an appointment calendar. ]
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The moss can keep the mushrooms company.
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Are they the growing kind, the glowing kind, or the alive kind?
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Anyway there's only two coming out of the wall. I wish they glowed, it would make trips to the bathroom more...oh by the way, I'll need the bathroom sometimes. And you'll pro-obably want to leave then. That alright?
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I do like to go outside sometimes. I like the city sewers, if I get a running start, I can slide into the street drains like a penguin.
I will leave you to do that. I don't mind, but I believe certain things we must face alone.
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That sounds fun as hell!
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That sounds fun as hell!
[His fatal flaw: being invited to do something dangerous and stupid.]
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