HELP ME PLEASE! the meme

[sprinklesontop]

HELP ME PLEASE! the meme



We all have something we either can't do, or can't do alone. Luckily there's a meme for that.

HOW TO PLAY

○Post with your character.  Don't put their name and canon in the header.  Instead put something that they don't know how to do and would like to learn, or something they might want help or practice with.

examples: I can't swim • I need to clean this whole house so I can go to a ball and seduce a prince • I'd like to practice throwing pitches with someone

○Look around the meme! If you see someone that you think your character can be of some help to... tag them! 

Comments

I need to learn how to control chaotic magical power

[ceasethefireinside]

[bitchofawitch]

Why? That sounds boring. Is it supposed to be chaotic?

How to stop myself from killing lesser beings

[decayanddeath]

It's a problem.

Re: How to stop myself from killing lesser beings

[redrust]

Perhaps it would help if you stopped thinking of them as 'lesser.'

I need a second job.

[notyellowlink]

My mom keeps spending all the food money I give her on some house cleaner we don't need.

Re: I need a second job.

[piercingblueeyes]

I know of a few which pays well. If you doesn't have anything against them not being strictly legal.

How do I get my decapitated body to stop killing people

[redrust]

[It's becoming a real problem. ]

[godofbadideas]

Get someone to reunite your head and body, and reattach yourself.

[It's what he did.]

How do interpersonal relations work?

[squadronsquandered]

It's something I'm having trouble understanding.

[whohastimeforthat]

...If anyone gives you an answer, I'd be interested in hearing it as well.

I can't possibly drink all this booze on my own.

[princeofdebauchery]

[ send reinforcements plz! ]

this is the worst idea ever YOLO

[belaying]

And here what I find remarkable be that there be someone out there who happens to think too much be a problem.

I think I want to tell my parents I'm a superhero but I don't know how to

[newjerseyhero]

[Or if it's even a good idea, or how they'll react, or even if I should. But I don't like not being the daughter they know. Help, please?]

[godofbadideas]

That's... a tough one. What do they think of superheroes in general? So that's why updates on your fic have slowed down.

How do I reconnect with my estranged son?

[madelyne]

[wearingwhite]

Bide your time, dear. You're his mother. He's going to need you.

I want to learn how to ride a bicycle.

[themosttrash]

this will be either adorable or terrible XD either way, also hilarious

[geniustheveil]

[There's a girl who looks about sixteen with a friendly smile and, it would seem, a bit of time to kill today. This is rare and very fortunate.]

I can help you to learn, if you'd like. Do you have a bike already? [Ami glances around to see if it may have been left nearby.]

How do I look for answers when I don't like asking for advice or anything else?

[actsharpbesharp]

[godofbadideas]

Have you tried Google?

Where do I get a decent fake ID?

[notbloodylikely]

Like, I can get by mostly by being tall but sometimes they don't buy it, yah know?

[shadowsnagger]

I know a guy back home, could get ahold of anything.

How can I spread my message to humans most effectively?

[imvho]

[perfectbastard]

I believe Twitter is one of the big go-to's in that regard, nowadays.

How do I get the public to trust me?

[sohumbling]

No matter how much good I do, they don't seem to take to me...

[smartgamer]

You don't.

I want that thing you're eating.

[crocodiletail]

[superstylishsquid]

Then buy one of your own.

*Pulling his plate of cake closer.*

Help! I'm terrified of the company of beautiful women!

[perfectbastard]

I believe immediate overexposure is in order. Shock therapy, as it were, overload the senses to force me past my significant mental trauma.

So please.

Overload me.

[agreeonhalf]

I somehow do not think this is what you're truly afraid of, dear.

How do I keep an evil spirit from taking over?

[thewhip]

[notbloodylikely]

Is telling it to fuck off and smacking it in the face at least an option?

How do you stage an intervention for chronic cake addicts???

[sparklingby]

[kita_no_dangerous]

There's nothing wrong with loving cake!

How do I tell my father that his youngest daughter was murdered?

[justiceyoucantrunfrom]

[steeledskin]

[ gods.

she has no answer -- who ever could? but she mumbles a gentle: ] I am sorry for your loss, my lady.

How do you make things created from dreams independent?

[exmagus]

[inlatin]

That's the fucking question, isn't it?

I think I'm developing kleptomania.

[reigndrop]

I think that's the right word?

Not sure though. It's only for specific things...

[whitetwoguns]

You steal things with no reason. That what you mean?

How do I open doors?

[theyseemecreeping]

[Creeper wants to know so he can blow up more stuff]

[steveblocks]

[ Just... carefully approaching with a diamond sword. ]

How do you pick sides without hurting the other person?

[sonofmohan]

[steeledskin]

You don't. [ ... ] You cannot.

how do you deal with humans all day without going insane???

[thayes]

[perfectbastard]

Alcohol is my standard coping mechanism.

How do you cope with obvious family favoritism?

[not_a_ghoul]

[mopocalypse]

...I try to sabotage her every chance I get! It's only fair, since she takes away everything I like and they let her do it.

I need better security

[mochimallet]

People need to keep their hands off my candy if they don't want flattened fingers.

[coolhunting]

Either you could use some better weaponry or a candy guard. Either way, we should talk.