HELP ME PLEASE! the meme

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HELP ME PLEASE! the meme



We all have something we either can't do, or can't do alone. Luckily there's a meme for that.

HOW TO PLAY

○Post with your character.  Don't put their name and canon in the header.  Instead put something that they don't know how to do and would like to learn, or something they might want help or practice with.

examples: I can't swim • I need to clean this whole house so I can go to a ball and seduce a prince • I'd like to practice throwing pitches with someone

○Look around the meme! If you see someone that you think your character can be of some help to... tag them! 

Comments

[newjerseyhero]

Google suggests finding a priest or licensed exorcist. But I guess the priest thing might only work if the spirit is effective by Judo-Christianity religious mythos. So, um.... maybe the exorcist option?

[thewhip]

Yeah, getting rid of him's not an option. Or at least it didn't sound like one.

[newjerseyhero]

Oh. Right. Well, is there any way to convince him to your way of looking at things? Well, not convince, but to show him that there is another, presumably less scary, way of looking at things?

[thewhip]

I wish. It's...really kind of a bad situation on that respect. Said spirit's a serial killer from what I've learned. I don't think I'm gonna convince him to do what I want.

[newjerseyhero]

Oh. Oh... Oh, erm, [QUICK, GOOGLE, HELP ME] Is there something the spirit's scared of that you could use over it? Oh, or maybe you can find someone who uses magic to find a way to help you learn some sort of control? [GOOGLE I NEED ANSWERS, NOW!!]

[thewhip]

I don't really know if he's scared of anything, but I met that Ghost Rider guy? He said that my anger and negativity feeds it.

[newjerseyhero]

Okay! So we need to feed the emotions that are the exact opposite of anger and negativity. So you need a lot of happiness, and positivity, and love, and sweetness, and all that kind of good stuff!

[thewhip]

[Robbie snorts at that. Sorry, Kamala. That kind of positivity's not really in his bag unless it's dealing with his brother.] Should I break out the puppies and glitter and rainbows, too?

[newjerseyhero]

[...] You know... cute animals videos are proven to help productivity. I read it in this scientific study...

[thewhip]

Yeah? And how do they help me out in this case? Not really anything here for me to be productive about. It's a matter of keeping it in check. Sorry, kid. You seem like you're nice. I just don't think that's going to help out, much.

[newjerseyhero]

[Darn being short] I'm 16 [She gives a sigh] What about contacting the Xaiver Academy? Or... I don't know, put out a distress call for Doctor Strange? Loki might even be able to help you - he's doing that whole... heel face turn thing, and he seems to know a lot about stuff like this.