HELP ME PLEASE! the meme

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HELP ME PLEASE! the meme



We all have something we either can't do, or can't do alone. Luckily there's a meme for that.

HOW TO PLAY

○Post with your character.  Don't put their name and canon in the header.  Instead put something that they don't know how to do and would like to learn, or something they might want help or practice with.

examples: I can't swim • I need to clean this whole house so I can go to a ball and seduce a prince • I'd like to practice throwing pitches with someone

○Look around the meme! If you see someone that you think your character can be of some help to... tag them! 

Comments

[newjerseyhero]

[Kamala's eyes widen] If there is any way you can get them to re-release the movies in their original format, you know there would be so many people who would love you, right?

[godofbadideas]

[Loki licks her lips, and replies:] ...when's your birthday?

[newjerseyhero]

[*insert date that Marvel haven't given us yet here*] ... Oh, no! Don't you dare! That is something no one can match.

[godofbadideas]

Princess. Deity. Of course I give the best gifts. [Beat.] Except for Stark, but he basically runs the world.

[newjerseyhero]

... I knew it.

[godofbadideas]

[She holds a finger over her lips.]

You didn't hear it from me, and he'll deny it until the end of time - I think he's in denial about it himself - but when even Victor von Doom uses your phones... You run the world.

[newjerseyhero]

I would if we should fear our iron armour wearing overlord [said in a jokey tone]

[godofbadideas]

Probably not. [Said in a tone that might be a joke, might be completely serious.]

[newjerseyhero]

[Kamala nods seriously for a moment, before laughing]

[godofbadideas]

[After a moment, Loki joins in.]

[newjerseyhero]

He'd make it compulsory to rock the Iron Man colours. [With playful pondering]

[godofbadideas]

Stark Industries t-shirts in Iron Man colours.

[newjerseyhero]

Stark Tech becomes the only tech in the world.

[godofbadideas]

Ha! He'd like that.

[newjerseyhero]

Well, it would mean he'd have complete market control. [Frowns] Which is a ... bad thing, I think. I can't remember.

[godofbadideas]

It is if you believe in free market capitalism.

[newjerseyhero]

I ... don't really know much about all that. [With a small shrug] Not really something they teach us in depth about at school. Unless it appears in those Health classes I'm always signed out of.

[godofbadideas]

No, definitely not. [Beat.] If you ever want to know what's in those Health classes you get signed out of, let me know; I think it's usually just sex stuff though, and you have the internet...

[newjerseyhero]

I have to use private browsing. [Said simply] I just... I know why I get signed out of the Health classes, it's just... I kind of wish I didn't have to. It's just one of the many things that makes me that odd girl. Got the super strict parents, the odd lunches brought in, I apparently 'smell of curry' [Yeah, might have been the night she got her powers, and yes she did save Zoe's life, but... there is a part of Kamala that gets quite angry when that comment re-enters her thoughts]

[godofbadideas]

Just roll your eyes, and tell them that you get signed out because unlike their parents, yours aren't afraid to tell you what you need to know. It's not even a lie.

[newjerseyhero]

That's... actually a really good idea. [She blinks, surprised it never occurred to her before] Though, I have overheard some of the girls talking, and apparently the classes aren't that good anyway, so me missing it probably won't even matter in the long run.

[godofbadideas]

That's what I've heard. Wiccan and Hulkling complained about it a lot. I believe the summary is generally, 'Don't have sex, you'll get pregnant and die.' [Cue eyerolling.]

[newjerseyhero]

Well, clearly this is an informative class that I should be upset at missing out on [She's rolling her eyes as well]

[godofbadideas]

Oh yes. Clearly. ...What do you usually do instead?

[newjerseyhero]

Study hall. I usually just work on some of my homework. Gives me more free time when I get home.