HELP ME PLEASE! the meme

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HELP ME PLEASE! the meme



We all have something we either can't do, or can't do alone. Luckily there's a meme for that.

HOW TO PLAY

○Post with your character.  Don't put their name and canon in the header.  Instead put something that they don't know how to do and would like to learn, or something they might want help or practice with.

examples: I can't swim • I need to clean this whole house so I can go to a ball and seduce a prince • I'd like to practice throwing pitches with someone

○Look around the meme! If you see someone that you think your character can be of some help to... tag them! 

Comments

[newjerseyhero]

Stark Tech becomes the only tech in the world.

[godofbadideas]

Ha! He'd like that.

[newjerseyhero]

Well, it would mean he'd have complete market control. [Frowns] Which is a ... bad thing, I think. I can't remember.

[godofbadideas]

It is if you believe in free market capitalism.

[newjerseyhero]

I ... don't really know much about all that. [With a small shrug] Not really something they teach us in depth about at school. Unless it appears in those Health classes I'm always signed out of.

[godofbadideas]

No, definitely not. [Beat.] If you ever want to know what's in those Health classes you get signed out of, let me know; I think it's usually just sex stuff though, and you have the internet...

[newjerseyhero]

I have to use private browsing. [Said simply] I just... I know why I get signed out of the Health classes, it's just... I kind of wish I didn't have to. It's just one of the many things that makes me that odd girl. Got the super strict parents, the odd lunches brought in, I apparently 'smell of curry' [Yeah, might have been the night she got her powers, and yes she did save Zoe's life, but... there is a part of Kamala that gets quite angry when that comment re-enters her thoughts]

[godofbadideas]

Just roll your eyes, and tell them that you get signed out because unlike their parents, yours aren't afraid to tell you what you need to know. It's not even a lie.

[newjerseyhero]

That's... actually a really good idea. [She blinks, surprised it never occurred to her before] Though, I have overheard some of the girls talking, and apparently the classes aren't that good anyway, so me missing it probably won't even matter in the long run.

[godofbadideas]

That's what I've heard. Wiccan and Hulkling complained about it a lot. I believe the summary is generally, 'Don't have sex, you'll get pregnant and die.' [Cue eyerolling.]

[newjerseyhero]

Well, clearly this is an informative class that I should be upset at missing out on [She's rolling her eyes as well]

[godofbadideas]

Oh yes. Clearly. ...What do you usually do instead?

[newjerseyhero]

Study hall. I usually just work on some of my homework. Gives me more free time when I get home.

[godofbadideas]

Sounds like you get the better end of the deal.

[newjerseyhero]

Never really thought of it that way.

[godofbadideas]

Get your education from the internet, do your homework at school, and have more free time for whatever. When I was your age, I would have used it to study more, but then, I have always been what mortals refer to as a 'nerd'.

[newjerseyhero]

Yeah, see, that whole nerd thing has never made sense to me. I mean, as something to bully people over. See, when you're little? Knowing stuff is amazing. Being the one in your class who knows all these awesome things, that's something that's cool. But you get older, and then knowing isn't cool because those who don't know get louder and... yeah.

[godofbadideas]

In my case, it's because Asgard was and is a kingdom of jocks. But denigrating intelligence and knowledge when most of the greatest heroes in your realm are all paragons of those two virtues... [She shrugs.] It makes little sense to me, either, is what I'm saying.

[newjerseyhero]

People are just... weird. Ammi always told me, when I was little, that people mock what they really can't understand. Now that I'm getting older I can still see the mocking, but I see it turning into an unnecessary fear.

[godofbadideas]

Unfortunately, that never entirely goes away. You just have to better than that yourself, which is never easy.

[newjerseyhero]

You're really right about that. [There's been a few times more than she'd like to admit that she's felt the need to somehow yell back to see if it would make it all better]

[godofbadideas]

I wish I wasn't, sometimes. Let's stop talking about depressing things though, and gossip about other super-types, shall we?

[newjerseyhero]

Do you have any good gossip to share?

[godofbadideas]

Loads. [She leans in over her coffee, grinning.]

[newjerseyhero]

Please share then, wise one.