HELP ME PLEASE! the meme

[sprinklesontop]

HELP ME PLEASE! the meme



We all have something we either can't do, or can't do alone. Luckily there's a meme for that.

HOW TO PLAY

○Post with your character.  Don't put their name and canon in the header.  Instead put something that they don't know how to do and would like to learn, or something they might want help or practice with.

examples: I can't swim • I need to clean this whole house so I can go to a ball and seduce a prince • I'd like to practice throwing pitches with someone

○Look around the meme! If you see someone that you think your character can be of some help to... tag them! 

Comments

[actsharpbesharp]

I've heard that search engines can be on point but are they really that specific?

[godofbadideas]

They can be. Give it a try; it might even work.

[actsharpbesharp]

My career has been all about protecting and serving the community and it is hell but I can't imagine doing anything else getting on in years has made me realize that it is all I have and my estranged wife only wants us to be friends and not father children.

[actsharpbesharp]

Nope, kid.

[godofbadideas]

...Ouch. That's a pretty serious problem.

[actsharpbesharp]

I'm aware of that.

On the upside, I found out what's been killing the birds of paradise. Google isn't useless.

[godofbadideas]

Loathe as I am to suggest it, maybe you should ask a professional.

[actsharpbesharp]

A shrink you mean.

[godofbadideas]

Not necessarily, actually. As I understand it, lawyers are very useful professionals for this kind of situation. And bartenders. Clergy, if you're into that kind of thing.

[actsharpbesharp]

Lawyers are only as useful as the budget.

I know a bartender or two.

...what are you, kid? Sixteen? Seventeen?

[godofbadideas]

...um. A bit more than that.

[Or a bit less; it depends on how you count these things.]

[actsharpbesharp]

Sure.

Keep out of bars. Stay in school. I feel obligated to tell you things like that.

[godofbadideas]

I appreciate the sentiment. [Though it's a little wasted on him.]

[actsharpbesharp]

It might do you some good. Who the hell knows.

[Not that Cooper knows any better.]

[godofbadideas]

It probably won't. That doesn't mean I don't appreciate it.

[actsharpbesharp]

So you're a know it all?

[godofbadideas]

Yes, but that has nothing to do with it; I'm long finished with school, and where I come from, there is no minimum drinking age.