HELP ME PLEASE! the meme

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HELP ME PLEASE! the meme



We all have something we either can't do, or can't do alone. Luckily there's a meme for that.

HOW TO PLAY

○Post with your character.  Don't put their name and canon in the header.  Instead put something that they don't know how to do and would like to learn, or something they might want help or practice with.

examples: I can't swim • I need to clean this whole house so I can go to a ball and seduce a prince • I'd like to practice throwing pitches with someone

○Look around the meme! If you see someone that you think your character can be of some help to... tag them! 

Comments

[godofbadideas]

I've been working on it, actually. So far, my luck has been pretty bad.

[Horrible, actually, considering Future Evil Him.]

[newjerseyhero]

Well, if you ever need help, I'll come right along.

[godofbadideas]

Put your number in my phone, and I'll put you on my speed dial.

[newjerseyhero]

[She types in her number quickly, but then pauses, unsure what name to put in for it]

[godofbadideas]

Go ahead and put your codename, if you're more comfortable with that.

[newjerseyhero]

[There's a grateful smile, as she types in 'Ms Marvel'] There!

[godofbadideas]

[Loki takes his phone back, and sends her a quick text, so that she can have his, too.]

There.

[newjerseyhero]

[She quickly saves the number, and then grins] Like I said, if you ever need help!

[godofbadideas]

You too. [He returns the grin.]

[newjerseyhero]

[Is this the appropriate time for a high five?]

[godofbadideas]

[TOTALLY appropriate! And also a fistbump.]

[newjerseyhero]

[Yes! Hero fistbump! She would totally pictagramm this moment]

[godofbadideas]

[Yes! Maybe post it on yamblr.

...the moment is ruined by Loki's growling stomach.]

...um.

[newjerseyhero]

I know a Circle Q that does great BLT's. Well, they smell great. I don't eat bacon. Delicious smelling infidel meat. [She gives a nervous laugh]

[godofbadideas]

If you ever decide to convert, I'll give you the best bacon experience of your life.

In the meantime, we can go somewhere you can get a snack too.

[newjerseyhero]

I can get a snack there too. They do foods that come under what I can eat. I know my Sheik goes there every week to get a sugary treat. [it's said in a low tone, like she's sharing a huge secret]

[godofbadideas]

Well then! Shall we? I'll eat my heathen meat snack, and you can have whatever you like, and we won't mention the Sheik's sugary habits.

[newjerseyhero]

We shall! [grins]

[godofbadideas]

Then lead on!

[newjerseyhero]

[She does. Before they go in, she pauses] Um, will people recognise you as... you?

[godofbadideas]

...they might. Um. Hold on a moment--

[And then he is she, a simple bit of shapeshifting to be sure, but even Lorelei had failed to recognise her in this shape, and they've known each other for a very long time.]

There.

[newjerseyhero]

[Kamala just looks for a moment.] Okay, that is seriously unfair. You are really lovely looking, you know that? [She wished her powers worked like that. Well, they do, but it feels... weird to change her own features somehow. Growing things? Yup, fine. Shrinking? Totally cool with. Making herself more aesthetically pleasing... Yeah, her brain rebels] I mean, you've got really strong bone structure, and everything! Lucky.

[godofbadideas]

Thank you. [She smiles a little; it's not often Loki gets compliments like that, that are just... genuine.]

[newjerseyhero]

Now, come on! Food awaits us, and if we don't get it now, a robot will probably attack the place before we can. [Good thing this isn't Bruno's shift time. He'd want to know who her new friend is and Kamala is still trying to work up the courage to ask what gender pronouns she should use while Loki is female. Or would... female appearing be correct? Or is it wrong to say that? Gah! This is harder than she thought] That... tends to be a thing that happens, weirdly.

[godofbadideas]

Oh believe me, I know. Doesn't happen as often to me - ex-villain thing - but it still happens. Snacks are on me today.

[Loki's gender is... complicated, yes.]