HELP ME PLEASE! the meme

[sprinklesontop]

HELP ME PLEASE! the meme



We all have something we either can't do, or can't do alone. Luckily there's a meme for that.

HOW TO PLAY

○Post with your character.  Don't put their name and canon in the header.  Instead put something that they don't know how to do and would like to learn, or something they might want help or practice with.

examples: I can't swim • I need to clean this whole house so I can go to a ball and seduce a prince • I'd like to practice throwing pitches with someone

○Look around the meme! If you see someone that you think your character can be of some help to... tag them! 

Comments

[legallysmashing]

Really?

[perfectbastard]

Does this look like a dishonest face to you?

[legallysmashing]

I've been practicing law long enough to know a well rehearsed "innocent face" when I see one.

I'll give you points for no green or tall jokes though. [Stands closer so he can get the full 7.5 foot effect of her]

[perfectbastard]

How fortunate for you, then, that I've made no effort whatsoever to rehearse it.

[ He has to visibly tilt his head back to look up at her as she draws near - standing at 5'10" himself he already isn't much of an imposing figure, and this doesn't help much. ]

I admit I have several quips fluttering about in the back of my mind, but my sense of self-preservation has, for once, outweighed my sense of humor.

A shame, really. I'm quite funny.

[legallysmashing]

I'm sure.

Jennifer Walters.

[perfectbastard]

Alan Shore.

For the record, in spite of my initial sense of intimidation I generally find tall women more arousing than frightening. Just.

Putting that out there.