HELP ME PLEASE! the meme

[sprinklesontop]

HELP ME PLEASE! the meme



We all have something we either can't do, or can't do alone. Luckily there's a meme for that.

HOW TO PLAY

○Post with your character.  Don't put their name and canon in the header.  Instead put something that they don't know how to do and would like to learn, or something they might want help or practice with.

examples: I can't swim • I need to clean this whole house so I can go to a ball and seduce a prince • I'd like to practice throwing pitches with someone

○Look around the meme! If you see someone that you think your character can be of some help to... tag them! 

Comments

[newjerseyhero]

Like where, exactly? ... Do you like it? Do.. do you write fic?

[godofbadideas]

Umm... Rural Colorado, maybe? Or Seattle, or maybe Portland if they like city life, but want a bit less excitement.

Yes and yes. My screen name is Viridian Maniraptor.

[newjerseyhero]

Well, I don't think convicing them to up and move after they've made a life for themselves here is going to be any easier than telling them about my hero status. Oh. Oh, wow! I've read your fic! They're hilarious! ... In a good way. I had to cover my mouth because I was up way too late reading them and my parents would have been furious to find me still up

[godofbadideas]

Probably not, no. Maybe... Look, it so happens I know a troupe of kids who've been in your exact position, maybe you've heard of them? The Young Avengers. I can put you in touch with them, if you'd like? They'd probably like you. Thank you! Don't tell anyone else, but I'm almost done with a sequel to Seven Ballads.

[newjerseyhero]

I have heard of them, but I thought they disbanded. Did the sites get that wrong? It's rare that that happens but ... it can happen. But... if they could help, that would be a relief. Oh, I promise I won't! ... Is it true you hacked the site to get your first fic ever to the top spot in the up-votes? Not that I'm accusing you of anything. I'm just... there was always this rumour about it, and I'm curious.

[godofbadideas]

They disbanded, but then I got them back together again. It was pretty epic. [He gets out his phone, and flips to his contacts, before turning it for her to see.] Here, help yourself. Lies and slander; I got to the top through merit.

[newjerseyhero]

[She's just going to scroll through the names and pictures looking amazed] Oh! I follow your yamblr account. Huh. Small world. Really? Cause everyone thought the Romance of the Century was going to be top voted that week...

[godofbadideas]

The world of heroes and villains often is. Everyone knows everyone else, if only by name and reputation. Honestly, that's what I thought too. the first thing I posted was a ridiculous bit of fluff.

[newjerseyhero]

That's... kind of cool. In a possibly slightly creepy the NSA are keeping tabs on us way. Yeah, but super hero fluff is addictive on that site. Anything that shows the heroes being cute and adorable together? They're all over it

[godofbadideas]

The NSA? Probably not. Tony Stark, on the other hand? Almost certainly. Does it make it better if I tell you they really are actually that schmoopy IRL?

[newjerseyhero]

Oh. Is he ... really all information-y tappy? I think it makes it a little more hilarious and a lot more adorable, actually. It sounds so cute!

[godofbadideas]

You have no idea. I got a look inside the Avengers' mainframe recently - nothing sinister, it was in the course of removing an evil spirit possessing my brother, actually - and it's a doozy. It is. It really, really is.

[newjerseyhero]

An evil spirit was possessing Thor? That sounds pretty sinister to me...

[godofbadideas]

All right, nothing sinsiter on my part.

[newjerseyhero]

Well, that's good then. How did Thor end up possessed? It sounds kind of ... implausible?

[godofbadideas]

You know, I don't actually know?

[newjerseyhero]

Maybe you should find out? In case it somehow happens again? Or, well, what if it happens to you?

[godofbadideas]

I've been working on it, actually. So far, my luck has been pretty bad.

[Horrible, actually, considering Future Evil Him.]

[newjerseyhero]

Well, if you ever need help, I'll come right along.

[godofbadideas]

Put your number in my phone, and I'll put you on my speed dial.

[newjerseyhero]

[She types in her number quickly, but then pauses, unsure what name to put in for it]

[godofbadideas]

Go ahead and put your codename, if you're more comfortable with that.

[newjerseyhero]

[There's a grateful smile, as she types in 'Ms Marvel'] There!

[godofbadideas]

[Loki takes his phone back, and sends her a quick text, so that she can have his, too.]

There.

[newjerseyhero]

[She quickly saves the number, and then grins] Like I said, if you ever need help!