07 December 2023 @ 12:00 am
WOULD YOU RATHER MEME


Jean-Paul Satre said, "We are our choices." So let's see what our muses are made of.

Post with your usual top-level information and note any preferences in your comment.
Reply to others presenting two choices.
Choices can be as innocent or out of this world as you'd like, just warn for content or triggers and respect people's preferences.
Answer questions others have left for you.
Samples?
 
 
lady in red
07 December 2023 @ 06:40 am


Well, it's happened again. You've walked into a room, and you're wearing a t-shirt with your most troublesome personal issue written on it for everybody to see.

Whether it's "daddy issues", "prone to depressive spells", or "unresolved guilt over destroying a city whilst possessed by an evil spirit", your private struggles are now visible to anyone who encounters you! No way to hide it--there it is in big block text, out in the open.

» 1. Post your character. Put the text of their issue in the subject line!
» 2. Tag around to other characters to empathize, encourage, commiserate, or mock!
 
 
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07 December 2023 @ 06:51 am


who's on your to-do list?
a meme for talking about all the people you wish you could bang...

 


Who does your character want to get it in with? We're talking celebrity crushes, fictional characters, the Yellow Power Ranger, people that are way out of their league, office mates who don't even know they exist, exes who they can't stop thinking about, the weather lady on Channel 4, hot people who've they've only had in dreams, people that they'd LOVE to have in reality if they could... Well? List 'em!
 


 how to play
1. Create a top-level with a list of your character's current Bangable Bucket List™ — a list of people they'd tap if they could! For a softer option, maybe this could be a list of people to kiss, or just a list of people they'd like to meet one day. And for the more stubborn characters, let's say some forced honesty is in place here. Blank top-levels will be deleted!

2. Tag around and judge each other's lists. Britney Spears is a good choice, but Jennifer Love Hewitt is dating yourself a bit.
Plus, there's always the off chance that your character will see themselves on someone else's list! How exciting!

3. Bonus bragging rights for those who've tackled someone on your list and has stories to tell about it (but not THAT many bonus points, because it's rude to kiss and tell!)


 
 
07 December 2023 @ 08:30 am
It's cozy, warm and very, very narrow; you're stuck sleeping in a single bed with someone else and have to endure/enjoy the situation until morning. Snuggle-time?

2 person, single-bed bunking

• COMMENT WITH CHARACTER/SERIES IN THE HEADER (add prefs in comments as needed)

• ROLL 1-5 ON RNG FOR A CR PROMPT

• TAG AROUND!



01) FRIENDS you know the other person well.

02) LOVERS is this really such a bad place to 'sleep' together?

03) ENEMIES try not to stab each other in the night.

04) STRANGERS super awkward or getting along like a house on fire.

05) AUTHORITY higher/lower social status.



( credit to [personal profile] sockie )
 
 
wrongs
07 December 2023 @ 10:03 am


top-level love confessions




Since some things aren't better left unsaid.

HOW TO PLAY
Either in your subject line or comment body, your character spills their heart out: a full-on admission of love.
‣ Other characters react as if they're the target of the confession.
‣ What's their answer? We all want to see this play out. (Remember, "no" is an answer.)


 
 
promenades
07 December 2023 @ 10:20 am


our song meme



how to play
1. top level!
2. receive songs from others that remind them of their characters and yours. responses can be OOC or IC.
3. you, however, are going to respond ICly to this song! what do they think about it?

 
 
07 December 2023 @ 10:23 am
d&d  
 
Dungeons and Dragons!
A game as old as time... Dungeons and Dragons! Fueled by dice, pizza, and the limitless powers of your imagination, D&D has the ability to transform an ordinary basement into a extravagant tavern filled with orcs, elves, and warlocks. There are plenty of guides out there that teach you the right way to play, but this is just a meme, so it's fine if you feel like flubbing some of the rules. I won't tell.

how to play;
  • Leave a top-level for your character, including info and preferences. It might help to add whether your character plans on DMing, or just playing as a character in someone else's campaign.
  • Comment here if you're looking to squad up with three or more players; it could help make your search easier!
  • Tag out, have fun, kill monsters.


Read more... )
 
 
07 December 2023 @ 10:29 am

THE YAHOO ANSWERS MEME




No question is a stupid one. There may, however, be stupid answers.

● Blank top levels are encouraged in these parts. The re-re-remix here is that instead of the usual subject line, you'll put a question that your character wants to know the answer to (but has been too afraid to ask).
● Other characters will provide the wisdom only crowd-sourced internet answers can provide! Sincerely or trolling, they'll put their two cents in.
● Thread-jacking will happen in this meme. Somebody might jump into to correct an inaccuracy. Maybe a keyboard warrior wants to start a flamewar. Or, you know. You might just be an idiot and everyone everywhere needs informed of that.
 
 
khaleesock
07 December 2023 @ 11:10 am

rp scenario generator meme.

001 » comment with your character and any preferences.
002 » tag around using this scenario generator or this one to prompt others. feel free to reverse prompt!
003 » have fun.
 
 
07 December 2023 @ 12:03 pm






the “what’s on your camera roll?” meme







What’s on your camera roll? Selfies? Photos of your loved ones? Lurid videos taken at your latest house party that you forgot to delete? Something even more scandalous? Well, better hope it’s nothing too incriminating because it’s now being projected on the big screen (in slideshow form or as a straight-up mini-movie) for everyone to see! Feel free to provide commentary or narration… or just do your best to slink away before you’re recognized as the starring role/camera operator.






how to play



1. Post a comment with your character’s name, canon, and preferences in the subject line.



2. In the body of the comment, include a description, image, or gif of something from your character’s camera roll—this can be from their actual camera, a phone, GoPro, security cam footage, whatever! Just remember to warn and put it behind a link if you want to include actual NSFW images.



3. Whatever the source of the photos/video, it’s now being projected onto a big screen for everyone else to see. Feel free to include your character’s commentary/narration on what they’re seeing… or just their general reaction to having their private images blasted into other people’s eyeballs.



4. Grab some popcorn and tag into other people’s top-levels with your character’s reactions to their impromptu screening sessions!




 
 
anonconda
07 December 2023 @ 12:06 pm
THE CARNIVAL MEME



"Was it fun where you went?" asked the boy,
"No, it was miserable." said the man,
"It could never be fun without you.
Have you been to the tree house lately?"
"Not since you left," said the boy.
"I've just been sitting here waiting,
for you to take me to the carnival,
where we could eat candy floss
and hot dogs to our bellies ached."

-Paddy Martin, "So You're Back, Than!"
WHAT TO DO:

1. Post with your character--name, fandom and any particular preferences go in the subject line as usual.

2. You can either roll or pick a scenario (or scenarios!) from the list or leave your comment blank.

3. Reply to people!

4. Have fun and be mindful of your partner's preferences.
OPTIONS:


1. Games: From classic ring toss to the shooting gallery, here's your chance to win a prize for yourself or for that special someone. Some say the games at a carnival are rigged, but maybe, just maybe, you'll get lucky!

2. Food and Drink: The sweet smell of funnel cake and the familiar briny aroma of popcorn draw you over to the food and drink tent. There's cotton candy, candied nuts, and cheep booze, all here for your enjoyment.

3. Classic Rides: The carousel, the ferris wheel. All carnivals need these classic rides for kids and adults who aren't looking for the excitement of the faster-paced rides. Snuggle close to your partner and see if you can see your house from the top of the wheel.

4. Something More Exciting: This is for thrill-seekers. Here you'll find the Tilt-a-Whirl, the Gravitron, the Screamin' Swing--all the rides designed to make you lose your lunch. Hope you didn't have too much cotton candy!

5. Freakshow: o they really have a bearded lady in that tent? It's time to find out. Buy a ticket and see the greatest oddities the world has to offer.
Hard Mode: one of you actually is the oddity being gawked at by the other. How does that make you feel?


6. Tunnel of Love: Or perhaps tunnel of mild boredom. The red-tinted lights and quasi-romantic music are meant to make this ride a great makeout spot, if the chemistry is there.

7. Hall of Mirrors: You and your partner entered, thinking it would be easy to get out again, but dead ends abound in this wacky mirror-maze, and each mirror seems to show a more and more distorted image of each of you.

8. Fortune Teller Whether one of the creepy machines or the even creepier women dressed up in a culturally insensitive costume, you cross someone's palms with silver and get your future told. Will it be happiness forever with your partner, or will ill tidings be bound your way?
Optional: Use http://www.wisdomportal.com/JS/RandomFortunes.html o get your fortun


9. Wildcard!: I know I forgot something, probably several somethings, so here's your wildcard for whatever else you can fit into this meme.

 
 
The Weeaboo Sock
07 December 2023 @ 12:19 pm

THE MAFIA LIFE MEME

Sure, there are slick suits and Tommy guns, but the Mafia is about getting a certain level of respect and power. You might have to get your hands dirty sometimes, but you are near untouchable... as long as you don't get on the wrong side of someone higher up than you, that is.

- Post your character's name and series in the subject. Include your chosen role from the list below and any preferences you might have.
- Others choose their own role and respond.
- Set up a scene and have fun!

Read more... )
 
 
07 December 2023 @ 02:54 pm

give me your heart
comment with your character, info, and prefs.

all those lovely folks will drop a (❤️) if they could see themselves falling for you/eventually giving you their heart...if they want to admit it or not! maybe, just maybe, they've already fallen head over heels, though.

thread til you can't thread no more!
 
 
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07 December 2023 @ 06:01 pm

intimacy issues


Since we're airing dirty laundry

how to play:
➬ comment with your character and info, then list any and all intimacy issues/sexual dysfunctions they might have.
➬ others help out...or laugh.
 
 
07 December 2023 @ 06:34 pm
THE IN HEAT/IN RUT AU MEME
not an alpha/beta/omega meme


There's no need for elaborate backstories for this AU. You go into heat, rut, whatever you'd like to call it. You've always done so since you were of age to do so. It's a socially accepted norm, and people have gotten used to the difficulties that come with the mating seasons. Life goes on.

Isn't this alpha/beta/omega, then? No, not at all. In this meme, there are no gender-variant genitalia unless your character comes prepackaged with those. No giant cocks - again, unless your character is already packing - or self-lubricating assholes or anal wombs, and no knotting. Unless that's your thing. There's also no set in stone roles with regards to dominance and submission, and some people do not even feel the inclination towards either. Still, there are a few similarities, mainly being that the pheromones of others can put someone into heat that was not in it before and the bond between mates. In addition, some humans/human-stand-ins have created packlike dynamics in response, but this is not universal.

In this meme, it's just regular old human...oids feeling the urge for sex. And by "urge" we, of course, mean all-consuming drive. If characters choose to ignore that urge, it will backfire on them. The more they put it off, the more they will lose their control, becoming more irritable and aggressive, and eventually be nothing but a rutting animal until the need to mate is satisfied. Not all heats call for mating, of course, and most people can just relieve themselves, but when you do mate, you feel the urge to stay by their side and essentially "nest". These desires don't always pan out into offspring, and mating isn't forever unless it's mutually decided upon. However, impregnating your mate is said to be one of the most euphoric experiences a person can have, even if some people only mate because they want to utterly possess someone, as mates are bonded for a while.

If there's anything that's to your fancy that's been left out, go ahead and add it in. Play it how you'd like!

HOW TO PLAY

  • Comment with your character and preferences.

  • Include what you're interested and not interested in.

  • Respond to others!


Read more... )
 
 
07 December 2023 @ 06:41 pm
[ give you a baby ]

We have the pregnancy and pregnant smut meme, but this meme is for the act of impregnation, which is a kink in and of itself, especially when lots of focus is given to in through narration and dialogue. And of course it's a versatile kink, lending itself well to consensual, vanilla, non-con, and many many other things. And there's mpreg, too!

Let's cut to the chase: this is a meme about impregnation, whether it's the doing or the getting. There are prompts for all tastes, even those who just enjoy the idea and not the reality.


HOW?
* Comment with your character, preferences, and anything else. Also include if you want your character to be doing the impregnating or want to be the one impregnated.
* Remember, this meme is focused on impregnation. Play the act itself up!
* Obviously this meme allows for mpreg and f/f preg too.
* Comment to others.
* Be respectful of others.

prompts )
 
 
07 December 2023 @ 07:24 pm
THE BAD ENDING MEME


You've chosen your path and it's led you to one of the worst possible ends. A bad ending you've averted in the past could be coming true after all, a possibility you've always feared could be happening now. It's game over.


bring it

post with your character, make sure to note their name and series in the subject.

taggers RNG it up.

tag other people with the number you rolled and play on. or skip the rolling and do what you have in mind!

have fun.

 

prompts

one SURVIVORS -- you two are the only ones left, whether it be the result of the apocalypse, a fight with the final boss gone horribly wrong, or something equally tragic. now you're left to contemplate friends and loved ones lost, as well as which one of you may be next.


two
SICKNESS -- you are seriously ill. poisoning, virus, perhaps it's even mental; whatever the reason, you doubt time is on your side this time.


three
FORGOTTEN -- you're not sure how, but your memories are crumbling and the things you do recall are hazy and make you dizzy. can you even recognize the person in front of you anymore?


four
SEPARATED -- you can see them, hear them, but something's keeping you from being with them. perhaps you're placed in a room with impenetrable glass dividing you, or you're hiding in a phone booth downtown, calling them secretly.


five
MELLOWED -- you've been through things, you've loved and you've lost, and all of that's changed you. maybe you finally decided to give in to temptation, you could be addicted to a substance you know is destroying you, or you've simply lost the optimism you had as a youth.


six
ANTAGONIST -- you've flipped the coin. you had to do it; they might not be able to understand it, but you just can't forgive the things that have happened. the darkness has consumed you.

seven FREE CHOICE -- combine any of the others, reroll, or make up your own bad ending. the choice is yours!
 
 
07 December 2023 @ 07:31 pm


hands-free, diy [ meme ]


You’ve heard of guided meditation. Now, try guided masturbation. You like to watch; you also enjoy doling out constructive critiques!


THE HOW-TO GUIDE:
Comment with info, preferences, and limits. You’ve memorized the drill by now.

Folks reply with instructions and tips about where they want your character to touch themselves and how.

Everyone’s happy with a happy ending.

Hopefully.

As long as their aren't any occurances.
 
 
07 December 2023 @ 08:22 pm
PRAISE THEM


Praise kink: we're taking it out of the bedroom and into everyday life!


how to play

Top level.

Once you've dropped anchor, bop around to tag other comments. Your character's job is to lavish them with praise; gen or romantic, it's all dealer's choice.