witty t-shirt

[forthemayqueen]

Well, it's happened again. You've walked into a room, and you're wearing a t-shirt with your most troublesome personal issue written on it for everybody to see.

Whether it's "daddy issues", "prone to depressive spells", or "unresolved guilt over destroying a city whilst possessed by an evil spirit", your private struggles are now visible to anyone who encounters you! No way to hide it--there it is in big block text, out in the open.

» 1. Post your character. Put the text of their issue in the subject line!
» 2. Tag around to other characters to empathize, encourage, commiserate, or mock!

Comments

MICHAEL.

[corridors]

[What???]

I just had to lmao

[healwayscomesback]

[Guess who's wearing a matching shirt? The six foot eight man is!!!]

Who knew so many Michaels could be the cataclysms to all our grievances?

Re: MICHAEL.

[steeped_in_horror]

I have to agree most michaels are troublesome.


[ :D ]

[exterminatory]

Hey, that was peak nineties Travolta.

✨ vampires ✨

[badlucklady]

[gonna make this shirt look sexy regardless]

Re: ✨ vampires ✨

[steeped_in_horror]

... How are vampires an issue for you?

Massive Guilt Complex and Hidden Pervert.

[nailed_navigation]

[Oh god. Why *those* two issues?!?!]

[intertwinedfates]

You still feel guilty?

[No comment about the second, though.]

Daddy Issues & Former Mass Murderer

[intertwinedfates]

[At least the first issue is on the front and the second on the back so he can just... stand against the wall to hide it?]

Re: Daddy Issues & Former Mass Murderer

[nailed_navigation]

... You know, most would find your issue rather attractive.

Silver lining, I suppose?

Kinslayer

[holdshisown]

[It is a pretty big issue, to be fair.]

jealous & overprotective

[timeanalyst]

Oh come on.

[nailed_navigation]

I would much rather have your shirt then my own. Is there a certain god or goddess that you serve?

everybody dies and nobody told me

[desireinsilence]

[respect_my_bar]

Drink?

[Handing over a full glass. There's always a bar.]

No self worth and quick to get defensive about sore subjects.

[nomorefear]

First of all-- fuck you.

emotionally constipated and nervous of letting anyone close

[dontknowhow]

[He's just staring at the text on the shirt in disbelief(?), fingers grasping the hem as if pulling the shirt slightly horizontal will make it make sense. It's hard to say - his face is pretty expressionless at the moment.]

[agnitio]

Aww, that's really sad to see on anyone.

But I have a remedy - a real and honest cure-all - for that.

Violent Arsonist

[burnyhellprince]

[He's beaming.]

One of my best qualities!

[Perhaps the maker of this shirt didn't realize demons may not have the same morals as humans. Or any at all.]

Daddy issues, trust issues, abandonment issues, the list goes on.

[multitaskings]

I'll admit to the trust issues, but the rest is a lie.

Re: Daddy issues, trust issues, abandonment issues, the list goes on.

[50_shades_of_blue]

Oya? Father issues, hmmm? Would it help if you could think of me as your Daddy instead?


[Is he seriously trying to help or just utterly trolling?]

Daddy issues, mommy issues, family seppuku pledge over manhood, trauma, cursed, the list goes on...

[catsgothistongue]

[He's sitting there looking at the shirt, before scoffing and rolling his eyes.]

This is all just an overreaction! I don't have any big issues.

[intertwinedfates]

Geez, I hope your mom problems aren't as bad as the ones with your dad.

if only my friend's ex loved me as much as my cooking

[neverforget]

Oh ha ha! Who's the goddamn funny guy behind this?!

Hello fellow Rumic world character

[catsgothistongue]

Huh. Usually the fastest way to a someone's heart is through their stomach. Guess that's not always true.

[He's helping, right?]

Warmongerer

[frecasson]

Cowardly, greedy, hypocritical, threw his six year old son into a pit of cats to traumatize him...

[stupanda]

*... sold his son's hand in marriage multiple times for things like a dojo or a single plate of fish, pickles and rice, tells his son none of these things and forces him to deal with them while boasting on about 'taking responsibility', got his son cursed to turn into a girl, the list goes on...*

[... the only thing he likes about all this is the shirt fits nicely on him.]

100% willing to make her family go through the seppuku pledge if her son isn't manly enough for her

[motherknowsless]

But luckily, my son's still manly, so that won't happen.

[But if it does, well, that katana she's got sheathed and carried around should meet flesh.]

Murders children, including his own, all for his remnant studies.

[healwayscomesback]

[The only regret he has is that his 'son' didn't suffer more.]

Problems? What problems?

[orange8ro]

[That’s it. That’s the problem.]

[On the back, also (spoils the whole canon): “BFF committed involuntary manslaughter”]

Religious trauma, intimacy issues, has committed various acts of tremendous violence

[morganjayfinnigan]

[Well, fuck.]

don't forget me don't forget me don't forget me don't forget me don't forget me don't forget me don'

[vivisectio]

[wow gee thanks shirt]

[agnitio]

Idiot, what do you plan to do so you aren't forgotten?