No wrong answers

[hellboi]

THE YAHOO ANSWERS MEME

No question is a stupid one. There may, however, be stupid answers.

● Blank top levels are encouraged in these parts. The re-re-remix here is that instead of the usual subject line, you'll put a question that your character wants to know the answer to (but has been too afraid to ask).
● Other characters will provide the wisdom only crowd-sourced internet answers can provide! Sincerely or trolling, they'll put their two cents in.
● Thread-jacking will happen in this meme. Somebody might jump into to correct an inaccuracy. Maybe a keyboard warrior wants to start a flamewar. Or, you know. You might just be an idiot and everyone everywhere needs informed of that.

Comments

How can I get rid of my twin brother?

[osamusubi]

[catsgothistongue]

Get rid of as in 'make leave me alone' or 'I'm going to need a way that won't trace back to me?'

[itmeanstruth]

Oh, I figured that one out a long time ago. I just get him a new book to read. And away he goes.

[itmeanscourage]

If your brother is anything like mine, it should take very little effort on your part to accomplish this. Simply ignore them. Continue on with what you are doing until boredom provides sufficient motivation for them to seek attention elsewhere.

If you lack an appropriate activity suitable for generating said boredom, I have a few books you could borrow.

How do I make my father stop fighting with my uncle?

[holdshisown]

[He just want's his family to get along. Is that too much to ask for?]

[catsgothistongue]

What are they fighting about?

[coldsong]

Turn them both loose against a common enemy?

[... potentially volatile.]

How do I transcend the human need for sleep without dying?

[fujimaru]

[ Asking for a friend. (The friend is her.) ]

[catsgothistongue]

Just don't sleep. It's that simple!

[Ordinary people would say otherwise. He is not ordinary people.]

[headhooligan]

You don’t, if you’re a regular human being.

You can try to time your crashes, though. [This is terrible advice.]

[accidentallich]

I've been told that being transformed into something not human technically isn't dying, but I don't recommend it, nu...

[Speaking as a skeleton, he has his doubts!!]

[pale_elf]

Get yourself midway there. Not alive, nor dead... have you ever considered vampirism?

[psynchroneyes]

[ I'm rolling with rev cr or something idk ]

Oooh, without dying makes this real tough...

How to get over a hypothetical fear of cats?

[catsgothistongue]

[The fear isn't so hypothetical and the fear is more or less trauma, but sugarcoating it helps.]

[nightskyslight]

Hypothetical?

What the hell is a “tsundere?”

[headhooligan]

[Asking for a friend.]

[catsgothistongue]

[Professional tsundere here to say]

That's what I want to know too.

[He knows just as much as you do.]

Where/how do I get a robot cat?

[accidentallich]

[based]

Buy one at a toy store.

Stalagmite and stalactites, what's the difference again?

[morganjayfinnigan]

[bit_awkward]

One comes from the bottom and one comes from the top. T for top and G for ground, is how they usually teach it. I've always taught that stalagmites you 'mite' trip over and stalactites are so 'actite'd to see you they drop from the ceiling.

What's the easiest method for learning magic?

[based]

Re: What's the easiest method for learning magic?

[spacetogrow]

Depends on how your mind works. And what you'll give up in exchange.

... That was not me offering to make some kind of eldritch bargain. I can't actually do that.

Favorite method of traveling the land?

[starseeing]

On foot, perhaps? Or horseback?

[ She comes from a fantasy setting. Any answers about trucks and trains might earn more than a few follow-up questions. ]

Re: Favorite method of traveling the land?

[spacetogrow]

Flight is pretty awesome, even if not accessible to most people. I wouldn't give up walking for it, but it's a nice change.

How to best ensure someone doesn't die?

[tempusfinis]

...During wartime, too. Where would you keep them?

[ Machina, wording. ]

Just need gift ideas to give to an estranged son.

[fathersday]

[ He rubs the back of his neck. ] Uhh, I think he'd be about sixteen-- no, seventeen years old now? [ Mumbling: ] What the hell do kids like these days...

[ Fuck it, maybe he should just autograph a blitzball and send it. ]

In search of recommendations of high-quality tea.

[deseregis]

[ This tepid, weak leaf-water they call tea in Hyrule is vastly inferior. ]

How to restore one's memories?

[lucedium]

[ h e l p ]

What is it like to feel fear?

[fortississimos]