No wrong answers

[hellboi]

THE YAHOO ANSWERS MEME

No question is a stupid one. There may, however, be stupid answers.

● Blank top levels are encouraged in these parts. The re-re-remix here is that instead of the usual subject line, you'll put a question that your character wants to know the answer to (but has been too afraid to ask).
● Other characters will provide the wisdom only crowd-sourced internet answers can provide! Sincerely or trolling, they'll put their two cents in.
● Thread-jacking will happen in this meme. Somebody might jump into to correct an inaccuracy. Maybe a keyboard warrior wants to start a flamewar. Or, you know. You might just be an idiot and everyone everywhere needs informed of that.

Comments

[sisterimperator]

Be predisposed to it.

[based]

[ Baphomet gives a grunt of acknowledgment. Fortunately for him, the body he currently occupies is supposedly gifted when it comes to magic, so he's very much interested in drawing out its full potential. ]

I'm just at the point where I want to start learning other kinds of spells, since I only really know how to cast one type.

[sisterimperator]

I see. And what type is that?

[based]

I can conjure chains.

[ He's not going to bother providing a demonstration, though, since it would be a pointless waste of mana. ]

[sisterimperator]

Hm.

And are you effective at using these chains for your purposes? It's useless to conjure them if they're just decoration.

[based]

Yeah, I'm a fucking force to be reckoned with.

[sisterimperator]

[ Just a smile. ]

Sure, Baphomet.

[ ooc; Sister Imperator has the gift of psychic knowing, which gives her insight into the people that she speaks to. Please let me know if it's okay that she divined his name and nature - I'll be happy to edit my tag if not! c: ]

all good here, but thanks for asking!

[based]

[ So she knows who he is. Not surprising, really, considering the fact that he's an A-Rank Hunter. ]

So, what? Are you a hunter, too?

[ Baphomet folds his toned, tanned arms over his chest, sighing. ]

Or are you one of those weirdos online who talk about wanting to take shots off my abs?

awesome!

[sisterimperator]

No.

It was just your name I found interesting. That's all.

[based]

Are you offended by it?

[ It certainly wouldn't be the first time that someone objected to him using an "alias" that matches the name of his world's strongest demonic beast. The mythic-ranked Baphomet, Ruler of the «Tower of Abyss», and his previous incarnation. ]

[sisterimperator]

No. It's a formidable name. I just hope your skills are worthy of it.

[based]

[ He scoffs. ]

They are. And I'll only grow stronger with time.

[sisterimperator]

Sure, once you're able to do anything else other than conjure chains.

[based]

[ Ooh, burn. ]

Hmph. Do you have any pointers, then? Other than that oh-so-helpful piece of advice you gave me at the beginning of this conversation.

[sisterimperator]

[ She gave him a long, considering look, her green eyes piercing. ]

Hm.

[based]

[ His own gaze meets hers, unflinching and unwavering. ]

. . .

[sisterimperator]

[ She laughed. ]

You've got spirit. I'll give you that.

[based]

... Who the hell [ heh ] are you, anyway?

[sisterimperator]

[ good one, she thought ]

You may call me Sister Imperator.