06 December 2023 @ 06:44 am
Nerf War Meme


The meme is simple, you and the tagger are given access to a cache of Nerf toys to use. To keep things fair, you get three weapons and vest to use, and there's enough so that both people could have the same weapon(s), along with plenty of ammo. All weapons and ammo are in a central location, so reloading and switching of weapons will be done that way. Posters and postees should list their three weapons in their first post, and anything packaged in a pair count as one weapon. Aside from that, links for the various weapons can be found here, here, here, here and here if needed, and have fun.
 
 
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06 December 2023 @ 06:46 am
THE CHAT ROOM MEME!


> hello and welcome to irc.bakerstreet.com
> today's MOTD: have you participated in your memes today...?
> you're being automatically connected to #memelobby . . .

> Welcome to #memelobby!



You wake up one day to discover your computer connecting to a chatroom (if you didn't have a computer before... well you do now! With all the knowledge of how to use one.  No matter what sort of world/time period you came from originally. Don't question it.  This is meme magic at work.) You don't have anything better so why not log in?

Rules

1.  Post with a character journal entering the chatroom, you can come up with a username for them, or if you're feeling lazy you can just use your journal name. (I knooow usually you don't put anything up with your first post aside from your character name and canon in these memes... but for this one I would really encourage you to at least put the 'entrance' line in!)

2. Respond to other people in the chatroom! Use excessive emoticons, link to pictures of cute kitties, anything! Thread hopping and threadjacking is STRONGLY encouraged.  You are also encouraged to make your replies look like irc chat but you don't HAVE to.

3. Remember everything you post in this 'chat' is public so anyone can see it IC... unless you move to a private chat (try put Private chat in your subject line so people know not to threadjack you there though)

4. Have fuuun~!
Use <pre> </pre> tags for instant irc-look text!
 
 
06 December 2023 @ 08:29 am

STUCK WITH EACH OTHER MEME
a combination of various memes


1. HANDCUFFED.
Maybe one character has handcuffed themselves to the other on purpose. Maybe not. Either way, the cuffs are awfully sturdy and it looks like you've just lost the key.

2. TIED UP / CAPTIVE.
Being actually tied up isn't a necessity, although you're more than welcome to write it that way! The important part of this prompt is that the two characters are both being held captive by an outside force, one with less than benevolent intentions.

3. TRAPPED INDOORS.
The classic "snowed in" option, although snow isn't the only option! Any sort of intolerable weather works, and there are always more creative options, like being trapped in an underground bunker during a nuclear winter. The world is your oyster.

4. ACCIDENT / RUBBLE.
A collapsing building pinning two people down gives ample time for a bonding session. Or screaming for help. It's up to you.

5. AN ISLAND / THE WILDERNESS.
Whichever location you choose, it's deserted save for two. They'll have to fight over the meager resources there are or work together to survive until they can return to their homes.

6. IN SPACE.
Maybe someone just pulled a Passenger and woke another passenger from their cryopod, or maybe all the others in your crew died and they're the only ones left. In space, you're really, truly alone.

7. TWO MAN JOB.
They're not physically trapped together, but there's a job that only these two can do. Maybe they hate each other, but hate a third party more. Maybe they've been stuck together on a mission by a superior. The possibilities are endless, so don't be afraid to get creative.

8. WILDCARD.
Your choice -- get creative.

 
 
06 December 2023 @ 08:33 am

the LAUNDROMAT


Perhaps you live in a dorm or an apartment that hasn't seen renovations since the eighties. Maybe your luck has really dried up and your washing machine at home broke the night before a job interview and you haven't done a load of laundry in two weeks. Whatever your story is you've ended up at the local 24-hour laundromat. It could be creeping in on midnight or three in the morning. Either way, the place is a dead zone. Leaving you floating in a liminal space where reality has been stripped down to the sounds of clattering quarters and the continuous thrum of the machines under the buzz of neon lights. This would be a horrible time to bump into someone you know, or worse - a complete stranger while you're staring into the middle distance in nothing but your American flag boxers reading a paperback.

HOW TO PLAY:

+ Comment with your character, preferences, etc.

+ Leave the comment blank or be daring and write a top-level starter

+ Comment to others and play out all those awkward run-ins or strange chance meetings




 
 
06 December 2023 @ 08:36 am



FIRST MEETING, FIRST KISS


Prior to two seconds ago, you have never seen this person before in your life. Now, you're kissing. Must be Wednesday.

RULES
○ Comment with your character and preferences.
○ And we're ready to go, 'cause this meme's exactly what it says on the tin. For whatever reason, you're meeting people and kissing them at the same time. What a way to make new CR!

 
 
06 December 2023 @ 08:50 am
why should i marry you? 💍 meme
Imagine, if you will, a world where you must convince someone to marry your character. What do they bring to the hypothetical table that is sure to win all comers?

That world is this world. It's this meme. You have one shot to marry off your character. ONE subject line. The rest of their life depends on it. Their life depends on it!

(Am I implying they'll die if they don't get someone to marry them? Well. I'm not-not saying a painful end will come their way...

Don't hold me to anything. Just plead a case! You don't have time to worry about the specifics, do you?)

how to play:
- What it says.
- Why should ANYONE marry your character?
- Put it. Go ooooon. Put it.
- So. Volunteers? Anyone out there?
 
 
06 December 2023 @ 01:48 pm

the opposites attract meme




You're good, they're evil. Okay, maybe it's not quite like that. You're sour, they're sweet. You're outgoing, they're shy. They're gentle, you're rough. You're anime, they're live actio-

Or, never mind that one. What's important is you're opposites in some way and that disparity is precisely what attracted you to each other. Whether that attraction causes friction or leads to something more is all up to you.

So, what is that relationship? How did you wind up here? Is this a forbidden tryst you have to hide away? Is the chemistry great? Hopefully, it is. Hopefully, you really do love each other.

Or at least hopefully the sex is great.

how
- comment with your character. add info for your character if you want, i ain't ur mom
- tag to others.
- that's literally it.

 
 
06 December 2023 @ 06:02 pm



You've seen her across the room a hundred times - oh, maybe it's him? - and for some reason you've always been too shy to say it... Well, tonight's your chance to admit it: you'd hit it. You would so hit that.


The Rules

ONE ➔ post a blank comment with your character
TWO ➔ respond to others character comments ic'ly saying whether or not your character would
➔ TAP THAT
➔ HIT THAT
➔ TAP AND HIT THAT
➔ ...ETC!
THREE ➔ play out reactions
FOUR ➔ If you reply, try to tag a few people too so it's more fun!
 
 
06 December 2023 @ 06:13 pm

Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip all the conversation and go straight for the experience?

In that case, rejoice! This hole meme was made for you!

RULES:
  • Post with your character's name, fandom and pairing preferences in the subject line.

  • Your character is now in the middle of having sex! Any location, sexual position and level of undress is allowed, so knock yourself out with establishing the scene of your dreams.

  • Comment around! See if there's anyone else who posted a perfect scene for your character to fuck in.

  • Keep going and finish the act. Then go for another round or have fun with cuddling and afterplay.

  • ???

  • PROFIT. Or in this case, fun to be had for all.
 
 
 
06 December 2023 @ 06:32 pm
THE EXPLORATION MEME



Let's face it: We all have the urge to do a little exploration every now and then, right? Of course, in real life, we often don't have the option of going anywhere really interesting. Thank God for RP, right?

Okay, so standard set of rules:

1. Post your character/canon. Feel free to pre-set up your scenario if you want, or let someone else RNG it for you.
2. Respond to other posts. Roll two RNG rolls, one for the setting, one for the scenario. (Or don't, that's fine too.)
3. Get exploring! Who knows where you'll end up?
4. Oh, right, have fun. That's kind of an important one.

SETTINGS )
SCENARIO )
 
 
06 December 2023 @ 07:10 pm
morning after



┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme
→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.
( keep in mind that sexual scenarios are the basis of this meme! please enter with caution )

┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ the scenarios
① BREAKFAST IN BED; your partner is up and about -- maybe dressed, maybe not -- and in the kitchen. what are they making you? could it be... grilled cheese?
② HIT ME BABY; they're such a peaceful sleeper. a peaceful, sexy sleeper. actually there's too much of that sleeping happening. why don't you wake the up, world's kindest alarm?
③ ESCAPE FROM AZKABED; you wake up to find they're rummaging about for their clothes, about to leave. why the rush, can't you convince them to stay?
④ THE AFTERNOON AFTER; and the evening, maybe even the morning after after... hours have passed but you just can't leave each other! or maybe one of you just won't...
⑤ HANGOVER FROM HELL; there's a tiger in the closet, a baby in the bathroom, and a total stranger curled up beside you. who is this person beside you, smelling of tequila and regret? do they know any more about what, or who, went down than you do?
⑥ WET AND WILD; don't feel too lonely waking up by yourself -- the shower's on and the sound of water falling is mighty inviting. why don't you get cleaned up -- or down and dirty all over again?
⑦ I'LL SLEEP WHEN I DIE; sleep? what is this sleep thing you speak of? dawn's breaking and neither of you have gotten a wink, or want one. who's ready for round xxx?
⑧ A BITTER PILL; turns out the reason you scored wasn't your sparkling wit and magnetic confidence. your partner had an ulterior motive -- they already knew it and you're about to. recon? revenge? rebound? tag and find out, if you can handle the truth!
⑨ THIS ISN'T MINE; that sleepy person in your living room had a great night -- with your roommate. well, might as well get to know each other while you're both there, right? ... right?
⑩ WILD CARD; roll more than once and combine scenarios, choose your favorite, or make up your own!
 
 
06 December 2023 @ 07:15 pm
Fluff Meme





R U L E S:
1. Post your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Others respond using RNG. Roll 1 - 15 to pick a scenario.
3. Some scenarios have options (A - C). Pick any one from them or roll 1 - 3.
4. If there is no option that fits for you, then feel free to make one up!
5. And there you go, instant fluff~


Read more... )
 
 
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06 December 2023 @ 08:00 pm


DYSFUNCTIONAL




Fluff's boring. Overdone. Forget that, let's play ships that affect everyone involved for the worse, not better.

How to Play
- Comment with your character's name, canon, info, and any preferences you find relevant.
- Reply to others.
- Respect boundaries, even when the internet barbies aren't.

just assume a blanket content warning for just about everything )
 
 
06 December 2023 @ 08:12 pm


( reverse ) one-line love story meme



( how to play )


  • What is says up there! Your character's telling us a one-line love story. Who's it about? Is it autobiographical? Is there lots of romance, intrigue, a happy ending? We're all waiting!
  • In case it's not obvious, there shouldn't be any blank top-levels.
  • Win over your audience! Field questions about your plot.
  • Have fun!
 
 
06 December 2023 @ 11:16 pm

THERE'S ALWAYS SOME ACTION IN


1) POST A CHARACTER, AND WHAT THEY'RE DOING
adding a hook is a good idea

2) ADD ANY ELEMENTS YOU WANT, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THE CITY
be as mundane or fantastic as you like, it's fine if you want vampires