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[sneaks]

why should i marry you? 💍 meme

Imagine, if you will, a world where you must convince someone to marry your character. What do they bring to the hypothetical table that is sure to win all comers?

That world is this world. It's this meme. You have one shot to marry off your character. ONE subject line. The rest of their life depends on it. Their life depends on it!

(Am I implying they'll die if they don't get someone to marry them? Well. I'm not-not saying a painful end will come their way...

Don't hold me to anything. Just plead a case! You don't have time to worry about the specifics, do you?)

how to play:
- What it says.
- Why should ANYONE marry your character?
- Put it. Go ooooon. Put it.
- So. Volunteers? Anyone out there?

Comments

hot trophy wife + you'll die quicker, and that's always a a bonus.

[moredemons]

[ ? ]

[littlesunshine]

[ Hm. 🤔 Curious. ] How do you feel about rock music and living with a polyamorous harem of ghouls and demons?

[ I mean, at least he is forthright, no? ]

Honestly? You probably shouldn't.

[holdshisown]

[What with the whole Doom and the Oath and all that...]

I have already been joined in Unholy Matrimony to another.

[sisterimperator]

[ That was not the question, Sister. ]

Hot, funny, has that nepo baby money, and can absolutely bridal carry you up the stairs.

[nutkrusher]

[Regardless of gender.]

[sisterimperator]

Are you the marrying type?

Adorable tiny princess you can pick up and manhandle. Plus one day you’ll be a King

[moonbunnyusako]

Hey! Neither of those are reasons I want someone to want to marry me!

[catsgothistongue]

... To be fair, you do look pretty tiny.

[Cause that'll make her feel better, right?]

do you like animals? he likes animals. and he's got a magic suitcase!

[newtral]

the idea of a reptile meets bargain-bin batman sounds like your kinda guy.

[nightwatched]

you'll never run out of philosophical arguments to have.

[regretfilled]

[dontknowhow]

Sounds exhausting.

Owned a successful bar and can kick ass

[seventh_heaven]

[She just hasn't rebuilt the bar yet....]

[nutkrusher]

Speaking as someone who likes beer and whose sexual orientation is "abs..."

[She wiggles her eyebrows.]

Ma'am...hello.

Can heal any wound and even regrow limbs

[reversecursedoc]

Strong fighter, loyal, will fight for and with you, can cook and clean, and for an added bonus...

[catsgothistongue]

*... just add water to him!*

Why is that last one included?!

[bakasong]

...

[Sighs]

you really don’t, unless!!! (see below)

[littlesunshine]

[ You want a life with a ridiculously Italian family and a nerdy satanic autism creature who’s need for touch and attention can never be satisfied. But he sings and dances and has a huge heart and you know, is never gonna GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA (record scratch) … ]

heheheheh

[abstrusus]

Buy one, get 8374236 free? What a deal.

Sweet half-genie girl who is a good cuddler and can kick serious butt!

[dancethroughthedanger]

[onewithwater]

Now that’s an amazing combination!

one bonus evil witch who wants to devour your important bones, free with every purchase.

[exhumings]

[littlesunshine]

…do I have…unimportant bones?

Handsome, loyal to a fault, will kill for you

[frecasson]

You'll never have your food stolen from the fridge, he's a doctor, and deeply caring (just stoic.)

[dontknowhow]

[Just don't question what he does too much...]

you'll never lack for book recommendations, she invents useful gadgets, and she loves monsters.

[lastpetal]

you don't mind weird elven culture and only want to marry (and love) once.

[originalelfdonotsteal]

first, you need to be a night owl. then you have to get really chill with some things really quickly

[untolds]

well hell, at least let him sing you the song his older brother wrote about your cousin

[littlesunshine]

Why be a night owl when I can be a bat? Anyways, it’s usually my family adding the disclaimer, not the other way around. [ Also, sorry not sorry, it really doesn’t occur to him to pause to consider before replying to men™ that they probably don’t want him to reply at all? Just know you’ll have a fan if you tell him who you are. ]

anyone dig alien smokeshows who can benchpress grown men with her pinkie?

[highboltage]

you woke up this morning and thought "man, i wish that satan was my father-in-law."

[mantras]

/gen but I laughed and couldn’t resist

[littlesunshine]

Does this make us siblings? [ Congrats, you now have a fifty year old brother in the multiverse. ]

Cute, sweet, magical, determined, committed, leader of the largest force on the continent...

[riftings]

[ speaks for the gods (and the governments), likes a good story and a good game of cards, a little shy but freaky between the sheets ]

rule hell by her side.

[watchthethrone]

[ Fingers crossed behind her back, of course. She doesn't share her throne. ]

[victorum]

[ Be still his undead heart. Who is this, now? ] What a promise.

you really don't when hes a horrible person if you have to hes loaded and strong

[honoredone]

[reversecursedoc]

I don't think you're that horrible.

cool dragon prince. what more could you want?

[slayerdragon]