date auction meme

[memeswearhouse]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Monday April 22nd, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

PITCH BLACK → RISE OF THE GUARDIANS

[(Anonymous)]

kingofnightmares

Probably not the best in choice of dates. Kind of gloomy and a little dark.

But he can try to scare the shit out of any annoying little snots you know.

Also, check out dat collar (http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121109185961/riseoftheguardians/images/e/e6/Character5.jpg) (WHERE DOES IT END???)

Starting bid: Gonna need about Tree Fiddy.

[kingofnightmares]

... Why would you offer me up if you say I'm not the best choice in the first place?

This is ridiculous. No one will take this seriously.

TOOTH FAIRY → RISE OF THE GUARDIANS

[(Anonymous)]

mamatooth

looking for some good hygienic dental fun? Look no further than the Tooth Fairy! She'll make sure you have clean teeth and provide you with all the quarters you need.

Warning: She's covered in feathers. Hope you aren't allergic

Starting Bid: 50 CENTS!

[memoryguardian]

[Oh, Moon, not again. Though what gets her is-]

I'd like to think I'm worth more than fifty cents!

loki laufeyson ❅ MCU

[(Anonymous)]

poisoned_dreams

A complete jerk, has a weird fetish for horns, tried to kill a bunch of people and take over the world. Also has a father complex and a brother complex...



He's adopted (take that as you may)

Starting bid: I will pay YOU money to take him.

[poisoned_dreams]

Really?

Debra Morgan | DEXTER

[(Anonymous)]

fuckinga

If your idea of a perfect date is having a couple of steaks and more than a couple of beers to wash them down then this is the gal for you. Warning: Must not mind the more than occasional swear. She loves to drop those f-bombs.

Starting bid: Let's not insult her by going any lower than $20

[fuckinga]

...Seriously I'm going to kill whoever the fuck put me up for this thing.

Rapunzel | Tangled

[(Anonymous)]

watcheslanterns

A bit on the naive side, but being stuck in a tower most of your life will do that to a girl. She's still the adventurous sort, and always willing to try something new.

Starting Bid: Let's start with a dollar.

Conner Kent/Kon-El/Superboy | DC Preboot | Het

[conner_el]

He loves being a hero and all the excitement and adventure that comes with it, but he's also a teenage guy who loves to party and enjoy himself. If you're looking for a fun evening with a superhero who knows how to have a good time, then look no further, ladies.

Starting Bid: $25

[conner_el]

[Money's going to a good cause, so he let Bart convince him to do this.]

Dan / Dan Vs.

[angry_jerk]

This ugly, greasy haired devil... doesn't really have anything going for him. He smells, hasn't bathed in a while, and is probably shorter than most girls. He's 36, has no job, and is quick to anger.

However, he's perfectly happy systematically destroying your enemies for you.

Starting bid: $0.37

Re: Dan / Dan Vs.

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[No biding here, just uproarious laughter.]

..You...You!...

[She's on the ground now, clutching her sides. You've broken her Dan.]

Aragorn • the lord of the rings

[(Anonymous)]

instride

runs around with a strange, rowdy crowd that's too exclusive to really talk about. doesn't have a strong sense of good hygiene either but he's heir to a throne. so there's that. oh, he's also betrothed but let's ignore that for now. he kind of did for awhile too

now, bid it up and he'll offer you his sword.

starting bid: one apple

[undomiels]

I don't believe he ignored something of such importance.

Kate Bishop | Young Avengers/Hawkeye

[(Anonymous)]

nothawkette

A member of the teenage band of superheroes known as the "Young Avengers". She can kick your ass and then take you out to dinner on her daddy's credit card afterwards.

She also hangs out with older men.


Starting Bid: $15

[mischief_reborn]

[He puts down a twenty and waves to Kate.]

Gilgamesh x5 | Fate/etc

[heroical]

yep this again

sumer, wealthreliant, adisaster, sawthedeep, kingofbling.

Five fakers who have repeatedly dared to lay claim to the title of Gilgamesh, King of Heroes. There can be only one king of the heavens and of the earth, therefore their existence here is unnecessary.

Starting bid: Everything is already mine. Offer if you must, however take care that it does not offend me.

[promised_victory]

There's six of you now? [She's already crying inside.]

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf

[(Anonymous)]

wolftamer_stilinski

(Because OP forgot to add canon in header, re-post)

Intelligent 16 year old high school kid. Bit of a loner and shy so he really needs a woman or man to cheer him up.

Also he got powerful friends. And is a virgin.

Starting bid 10$

[(Anonymous)]

riverborntorun (http://riverborntorun.dreamwidth.org/)

Saucy, flirtatious, curvaceous....oh, the adjectives we could use for this one! Not only is she a beauty, she's got brains to boot! A professor of archaeology AND a time-traveler who's gone toe-to-toe with Cleopatra. But keep on her good side, ladies and gents - she's quick on the draw if you leave a gun lying around.

Starting bid: 25 credits/One good pistol/50 GBP/etc etc

Jack Frost ❅ ROTG

[(Anonymous)]

shepherdofthefrost

Cold as ice and melting in this heat. Maybe you can take him on a nice arctic vacation!

...Or just stick him in Hawaii and forget about it.

Starting Bid: A marshmallow peep.

[myownhand]

[..................



Fuck it. She's got some peeps left over from Bunny.

She'll put down THREE Marshmallow peeps.]

Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect | M/F

[calibrates_big_guns]

[He's going to kill Joker for tricking him in to this.]

Garrus Vakarian,codename Archangel. I'm, ah, I'm good with a gun ... I've taken some tango lessons ... Fought the reapers ...

[Someone save him, he's dying out there.]

Starting Price: $20

Steve Rogers ✯ Marvel Cinematic Universe ✯ Someone told him this was for charity

[pursuitofcappiness]

I'm Steve, and I'm from Brooklyn, New York. I like music, books, and art, and trying new foods. I'll cook for you, if you'd like.

[ Yeah... He should never sign himself up to be on a dating website. ]

Starting Bid: $2.00

[ $2 is his idea of adjusting for inflation. ]

[sgt_barnes]

[ only you, Steve.]

...What happened to asking dames for a dance?

[Rummaging his pockets for $.]

Lancer/Diarmuid Ua Duibhne | Fate/Zero

[puppy_lancer]

oathshackledbird

Still the perfect knight. Handsome, courteous, strong, and gentle. Is good at a bunch of things including singing, arts and crafts, cooking, and comforting people. Great with kids and always attentive to your needs. A little quick to tears, but firm and spirited when he needs to be. He got a Master out of the last one, so let's see if he can get something better out of this.

Starting Bid: Something that'll make him happy.

[holyswordwielder]

This is what you do with your spare time?

[allergictonuts]

greenarrowed

One billionaire playboy, up for auction.

Looks phenomenal in a suit, knows how to treat the ladies and, from what I've heard, doesn't mind traveling just about anywhere for a good meal. His treat.

Starting Bid: $50

[have_no_mercy]

Oh, I think I can manage $50.

Risei Kotomine | Fate/Zero

[(Anonymous)]

holyfather

He might look old, but this priest lacks in neither energy nor physique. Just look at his sixpack! If you're tired of naive young boys or men who take relationships too lightly, look no further!

Starting Bid: Something that can take the massive stick out of his ass.

[holyfather]

[Get off his church lawn, seriously. Though it's true he has an awesome sixpack.]

This is unseemly. Especially for a man of my age and stature. I must object. This auction is null and void.

INIGO - FIRE EMBLEM AWAKENING

[(Anonymous)]

manhandled

Perhaps not the best with the ladies, but he does have good intentions. He also is very good with a sword. And he has secret talents as well.

Starting bid is 1 gold $1.

[dueltails]

[ Ripping a dollar bill in half. ]

You can have half of this and not a thing more. [ She's only doing this because he'll end up being her servant for life, right? ]

Tokiomi Tohsaka | Fate/Zero

[(Anonymous)]

familyjewel

The perfect gentleman with a charming little goatee and impeccable fashion sense. Suave, handsome, an unexpectedly, a family man. Fulfills all your romantic and domestic needs.

Starting Bid: The path to the Root.

[familyjewel]

[Did that ... just happen? And what was that about unexpectedly being a family man?]

Tohsaka Aoi | Fate/ZERO

[(Anonymous)]

imarriedamagus

A dead magus! Who wants to save a lovely widow and two cute daughters from a crazy priest? This lady is pretty much the ideal lady, how can you turn your back on her?

Starting Big: Something worth more than Tohsaka jewels

[imarriedamagus]

A ... a widow?

[This is news to her, and more upsetting than the date auction, which is just a little silly.

How she's upset.]

What does this mean?

Tokiomi and Aoi Tohsaka | Fate/Zero

[(Anonymous)]

familyjewel and imarriedamagus

The perfect married couple, now willing to be plus one. How would you like a threesome with two perfectly romantic and domestic people?

Starting Bid: Sakura Matou

Other Requirements: Best given over to people who can save themselves. All bidders should also be of sound mind and body.

Saber and Lancer | Fate/Prototype

[bowandblade]

holyswordwielder and puppy_lancer

Two fine specimens of humanity, risen to the Throne of Heroes and full-fledged Heroic Spirits! Behold their fair features, their eyes filled with resolve! Proficient in their weapons of choice, though the hound has a penchant for losing his Noble Phantasm.

Starting Bid: Come now, name your price. As their senpai, I will only release them to good homes!

[puppy_lancer]

WHAT THE FUCK!? ARCHER!

Oliver Queen → Arrow

[(Anonymous)]

objectives

He's just come back from spending five years on a (not really) deserted island! Help him out, ladies.

Starting Bid: $25

[allergictonuts]

[Felicity can afford the $25.]

Twenty-five.

Saber --> Fate/

[heroical]

promised_victory

The "king of knights", a woman floundering beneath her naive ideals of what it means to rule. And my betrothed.

[ there is a definite look that promises swift vengeance upon any who would dare bid upon what he's already laid claim to. good luck!! ]

Starting bid: Her worth is immeasurable. But you may try if you wish.

Re: Saber --> Fate/

[heroical]

[ AND HE'S ALREADY DROPPING PRETTY SPARKLY THINGS HERE AS PLACEHOLDERS ]