date auction meme

[memeswearhouse]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Monday April 22nd, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[puppy_lancer]

...Yeah, kid?

[And he kneels down like the sucker that he is.]

[anklegandr]

[ Proceeding to kick him where it counts. ]

Quit auctioning off my papa, you dummy!

[puppy_lancer]

[His eyes cross and he falls over. He rolls around a bit in silent agony before he can speak again.]

Hey, I'm doing it for a friend!

[anklegandr]

You suck, your friend sucks, and this entire auction sucks! [ Waggling a finger in a threatening manner. ] I'm taking papa and we're leaving this place.

[puppy_lancer]

Oh come on, Kariya doesn't suck!

[Of course, Kariya didn't put him up to it. This is just his half-baked plan to "help"]

[vermicompost]

Lancer! [What are you doing?]

Why would you do something like this? I don't want this.

[It's true that he hates Tokiomi, but this is something else altogether... Especially with Rin involved! And now dragging him into it.]

[puppy_lancer]

T-trying to find a good way to resolve all this?

[Going the Archer route and finding Tokiomi another woman is a good idea, right?]

[familyjewel]

[Papa will just-- stand here and be simultaneously proud and inwardly aghast that this entire situation is even happening.]