date auction meme

[memeswearhouse]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Monday April 22nd, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[poisoned_dreams]

No, I dare say you are right my dear.

[gather_ye_rosebuds]

Well, who needs them. Let's go find them and hang them from the top of a building. That could be fun.

[poisoned_dreams]

Now now... I am sure they were only doing their job.

[gather_ye_rosebuds]

That won't make it any less fun. Anyway, they were trying to pay people to take you away.

[poisoned_dreams]

Ah... True. I suppose it could be worse though. They could have been giving me away with no money exchanged. I would rather not be traded like a common commodity.

[gather_ye_rosebuds]

But people should be paying for you, not paying to get rid of you, if money's going to be involved at all. You're a perfectly good god, after all, that's worth something.

[poisoned_dreams]

I doubt most would think much of the "good" part dear.

[gather_ye_rosebuds]

So, most people have really boring definitions of the word.

[poisoned_dreams]

Yes they do but, they are the majority unfortunately.

[gather_ye_rosebuds]

So what? The majority can be wrong. The majority used to think the world was flat and that flowers could keep away plague, too.

[poisoned_dreams]

This is true. A pocket full of posies will only get you bugs in your clothing.

[gather_ye_rosebuds]

Anyway, they get all crumpled and wilted, in there.

[poisoned_dreams]

That they will.

[gather_ye_rosebuds]

So, shall we? We can hang the anon from a building by their ankles, then I know a great place where we can get dinner.

[poisoned_dreams]

Why waste time on the anon? We can just skip to the one on one fun.

[gather_ye_rosebuds]

If you like. Who am I to deny a perfectly good god?