date auction meme

[memeswearhouse]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Monday April 22nd, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[dueltails]

[ Ripping a dollar bill in half. ]

You can have half of this and not a thing more. [ She's only doing this because he'll end up being her servant for life, right? ]

[manhandled]

...just half?

[dueltails]

I'll need the other half to help stuff your mouth silent.

[manhandled]

Silent or no, you think I'm still worth bidding on.

[Okay, okay. He'll keep quiet now.]

[dueltails]

Wait.

[ Yanking back her ripped dollar. ] What kind of chores can you do?

[manhandled]

Chores? This is a date auction, Severa darling. Date. Auction.

[He'd be the worst indentured servant ever.]

[dueltails]

Gods, I knew that.

[ She didn't. ] The kind of date I enjoy most is one where you clean.

[manhandled]

That's...that's not a date. Where's the wining and dining? The romancing?

[dueltails]

Even Cinderella had to clean for most of her life before her prince ever came. [ Severa pls. ] Get to work, Cingy.

[manhandled]

Cingy?

[Guh. No. That's not going to stick.]

The auction is not over!

[dueltails]

Cinigo?

[ She's going to make something stick. Preferably dust, but hey, she's an open-minded young lady. ]

Gods, don't you think I know that? No one else is going to put in a bid, so let's just go already.

[manhandled]

Have a little faith! I'm sure...someone will bid...before the deadline.

[Hopefully? Maybe?







Yeah, it's not going to happen.]