date auction meme

[memeswearhouse]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Monday April 22nd, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[nestingdevil]

And what? Would you rather be bought off? Doesn't sound like you.

And you should know me a bit better than that, don't you think? Tsk -

[poisoned_dreams]

I would rather not be here at all. This was not my idea.

Oh please. You were the one with the cheap whore on your arm the other day. That does not say class, Greed.

[nestingdevil]

Oi, oi, oi - you remember, right? I don't let anyone take what's mine.

[nestingdevil]

Ah-? Don't tell me you're actually upset about that.

[poisoned_dreams]

The woman below you would say otherwise, friend.


I would like to think you would not need a common whore to occupy your time now.

1/2

[nestingdevil]

Well, if that's what you want. Who am I to deny you, right?

2/2

[nestingdevil]

You do remember who you're talking to, right? Eh-

- didn't mean to upset you, friend.

[poisoned_dreams]

What ever is the matter, avarice? Not going to fight for your possession?


Hard to forget. I am reminded every time I say your name.

1/2

[nestingdevil]

Don't mistake my avarice for something it isn't, lovely. You're still one of mine, but I'm not about to force you to do anything you don't want. That just isn't my style.

2/2

[nestingdevil]

Tsk. And it's hard to forget how much of a pissant you can be.

[poisoned_dreams]

I doubt very much that you even know what I want, Greed. Such a failure on your part.


And yet you insist on keeping me around. A fool in every sense of the word.

[nestingdevil]

What you want, huh?

Ha - ! You're not the first, but I figured since I've been so kind.

[poisoned_dreams]

Mmm... Yes. What I want.

And you have been just oh so generous yourself.