date auction meme

[memeswearhouse]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Monday April 22nd, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[oathshackledbird]

Brother...why are we doing this again? Wasn't the first time enough?

[puppy_lancer]

Because you need more friends to make you happy.

[He answers without hesitation.]

[oathshackledbird]

I don't know if a 'date auction' is really the right place for this. Besides, I have many friends and family. I am happy when they are.

[puppy_lancer]

...I remember you saying you wanted more, once. I can't give you that, but I wanna give you the chance to find it with someone else.

[oathshackledbird]

Brother, if I am fated to find love, then I will find it. Love is not something that can be forced. Do you really think this will help with something like that?

[puppy_lancer]

Maybe. I mean...if you have more people to pick from...

[Yeah, this might not be the best idea he's had.]

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid's look grows more gentle. He just can't stay mad at his brother for long.]

It's all right. I know you mean well. I just don't think this is the way. It just doesn't feel right somehow.

[puppy_lancer]

[Cu Chulainn perks up again.]

You found Waver last time, didn't you? So I figured this time you'd find someone good too.

[oathshackledbird]

That was a stroke of luck. Somehow, I doubt I will be so lucky again.

[puppy_lancer]

Just because we've got E-rank luck doesn't mean good stuff can't happen to us. If this means I have to get a date with Gilgamesh again, then so be it!

[oathshackledbird]

I would rather you didn't! I know how much you dreaded that. Besides, it seems he is being rather fair. I am trying to help out your Saber and it sounds as if Archer is going to let me do it.

Though, Archer seems a little more excited that I think I am comfortable with about the idea of watching Saber and I spar...

[puppy_lancer]

My Saber, huh...? Well, he's sort of a stifling polite little ass, but he's better than a lot of other people. Just watch out for his mouth. Sometimes he says really infuriating shit.

[oathshackledbird]

Oh?

[This surprises Diarmuid a little.]

Like what? I could see calling the Sabers I know stubborn perhaps and devoted to their ideals, but infuriating seems kind of a stretch.

[puppy_lancer]

And how else would you react if he calls you a dog while retaining that politeness? Or tells you your ideals are rubbish?

[oathshackledbird]

He said that? That doesn't sound much lik-

[His voice grows quieter.]

That sounds more like the dark Saber than the one I know. Was he corrupted? Or is he just angry for some reason?

[puppy_lancer]

[He shakes his head.]

I don't know. He's not corrupted, but I have no idea what he can be angry about.

[oathshackledbird]

I suppose it is just something I will have to keep in mind if we meet. Thank you for the advice, brother.

[puppy_lancer]

Great. And if he does do anything to you, just tell me.

[oathshackledbird]

I will. Don't worry, brother. I will be fine.

And good luck on your own auction. Is it going okay?

[puppy_lancer]

Eh, only bidder is Integra Hellsing. She's a pretty good woman from what I know. Though, I probably wouldn't like it if Saber tried to tag along on my date.

[oathshackledbird]

Ah...I am afraid I am not familiar with that name. Is she someone you know then?

...

Why is Saber talking of tagging along on your date?

[puppy_lancer]

Something about making it fair for the people who bid. I'd call it him being an ass.

[oathshackledbird]

Indeed. Are you sure he's not some odd version of Archer-Lite? This really doesn't seem to be the kind of behavior I would expect from the King of Knights.

[puppy_lancer]

Again, I don't know. Maybe different things happened to him in my world. things that didn't happen to the other Saber.

[oathshackledbird]

You are probably right. I guess I will just have to wait and see what this date brings, if anything.