date auction meme

[memeswearhouse]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Monday April 22nd, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

Lancer/Diarmuid Ua Duibhne | Fate/Zero

[puppy_lancer]

oathshackledbird

Still the perfect knight. Handsome, courteous, strong, and gentle. Is good at a bunch of things including singing, arts and crafts, cooking, and comforting people. Great with kids and always attentive to your needs. A little quick to tears, but firm and spirited when he needs to be. He got a Master out of the last one, so let's see if he can get something better out of this.

Starting Bid: Something that'll make him happy.

[holyswordwielder]

This is what you do with your spare time?

[puppy_lancer]

...It's not as if I put myself up there.

[holyswordwielder]

No. Archer did that for you.

[puppy_lancer]

HE DID WHAT!?

[And then he goes to yell at Archer before coming back to Saber.]

Look, I'm talking to him right now, but this isn't about me. It's about my brother. You gonna bid?

[holyswordwielder]

I don't have anything to bid.

[ No small children, no arts and crafts... ]

What would I need dinner with another knight for?

[puppy_lancer]

Because he likes hanging around other knights. Thought it would make him happy to get him some more friends of that variety.

[holyswordwielder]

Then... isn't the prize in itself payment?

[puppy_lancer]

I need something to show that you aren't gonna run your mouth around him, or act in a condescending manner. So come on. Bid something good.

[holyswordwielder]

Run my mouth around him? I'm not Archer.

[ But having been put up for auction himself, Saber... empathizes with the other knight. He sighs. ]

All I have to offer is friendship. I don't know what would make him happy.

[ He could... maybe catch a jar of butterflies for him? ]

[puppy_lancer]

Well, if that's all you can offer...then I guess I'll have him take a look at the bid.

[holyswordwielder]

If you receive a better offer, by all means disregard mine.

[puppy_lancer]

He's the one making the calls here.

[Pointing at Diarmuid.]

...And he's...already kinda bidding on you.

[oathshackledbird]

Brother...why are we doing this again? Wasn't the first time enough?

[puppy_lancer]

Because you need more friends to make you happy.

[He answers without hesitation.]

[oathshackledbird]

I don't know if a 'date auction' is really the right place for this. Besides, I have many friends and family. I am happy when they are.

[puppy_lancer]

...I remember you saying you wanted more, once. I can't give you that, but I wanna give you the chance to find it with someone else.

[oathshackledbird]

Brother, if I am fated to find love, then I will find it. Love is not something that can be forced. Do you really think this will help with something like that?

[puppy_lancer]

Maybe. I mean...if you have more people to pick from...

[Yeah, this might not be the best idea he's had.]

[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid's look grows more gentle. He just can't stay mad at his brother for long.]

It's all right. I know you mean well. I just don't think this is the way. It just doesn't feel right somehow.

[puppy_lancer]

[Cu Chulainn perks up again.]

You found Waver last time, didn't you? So I figured this time you'd find someone good too.

[oathshackledbird]

That was a stroke of luck. Somehow, I doubt I will be so lucky again.

[puppy_lancer]

Just because we've got E-rank luck doesn't mean good stuff can't happen to us. If this means I have to get a date with Gilgamesh again, then so be it!

[oathshackledbird]

I would rather you didn't! I know how much you dreaded that. Besides, it seems he is being rather fair. I am trying to help out your Saber and it sounds as if Archer is going to let me do it.

Though, Archer seems a little more excited that I think I am comfortable with about the idea of watching Saber and I spar...

[puppy_lancer]

My Saber, huh...? Well, he's sort of a stifling polite little ass, but he's better than a lot of other people. Just watch out for his mouth. Sometimes he says really infuriating shit.