date auction meme

[memeswearhouse]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Monday April 22nd, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[heroical]

[ EVERY PART APPARENTLY ]

If you were, this would be unnecessary. At your insistence, I am buying you.

[promised_victory]

[Is it so far out of his comprehension it just doesn't exist for him?]

Even if you win this auction I am not going with you. You are wasting your time.

[heroical]

You were so insistent on doing this the proper way, Saber, and now you are attempting to deny me, even when I have taken measures to please you. Are you not a woman of your word?

Even should I win the auction fair and square, you would insist on going to another. Is that what your so-called "honor" dictates?

[promised_victory]

I never once said I would do this, Archer. You did this without my consent, without my knowledge, and I never once said I would go with you.

So no. I never gave you my word. Even if you should win the auction I am not obligated to go with you at all. Now leave me in peace.