date auction meme

[memeswearhouse]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Monday April 22nd, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[bowandblade]

[Senpai. Isn't it a lovely term, from the country they find themselves battling in?

As is expected, Archer is all smiles.]

Are you looking to entertain me with another battle so soon, holy sword wielder?

[holyswordwielder]

[ JUST BECAUSE HE WAS THE FIRST HERO...! ]

There are more discreet ways to approach Lancer and I if you wish to challenge us, Archer. I can't leave Ayaka's side.

[ Not that the Master is here at the moment, but having dinner with someone else seems to be a conflict in interests. ]

[bowandblade]

Certainly you can! In fact, you must if someone wins you in this auction.

[holyswordwielder]

I won't—

[ Oh.

A thought occurs to him. ]

Is that what this is about?

[bowandblade]

[This is the most innocent of smiles, Saber. Really.]

Bingo.

[holyswordwielder]

[ It's not very effective... ]

Absolutely not. We'll go together on this ridiculous date with whoever wins.

[bowandblade]

[He laughs at the King of Knights' expression.]

You would share your day with two dates, Saber? I never thought you were such a man!

[holyswordwielder]

[ Saber, in turn, clenches his jaw and tries not to look too obviously aggravated and offended. ]

It'll be purely platonic. I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable.

[bowandblade]

[Poor, poor King Arthur. Except not really.]

Then Ayaka will surely understand if you are not at her side for a short while.

[holyswordwielder]

[ This isn't over! ]

I suppose she could bring the hound...

[bowandblade]

[He wags a finger.]

A possibility, but only if your dates do not conflict!

[holyswordwielder]

I'm sure Lancer would agree to ensure that they don't.