date auction meme

[memeswearhouse]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Monday April 22nd, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[twitchyswordhand]

I-Inigo... [His tone: pitying. So desperate. Why are you so desperate? If you needed a date that badly they could've all pooled their gold and figured out something. Or otherwise enacted a intervention. You didn't have to do this, Inigo.]

[manhandled]

I know what you're thinking and I want to get the word out right now: this was not my doing!

[twitchyswordhand]

[Hm. Inigo sounds sincere, but...]

Well...who do you think put you up? Your mom?

[manhandled]

Ugh! NO! Why would she ever..!?

[Other than to humiliate him. But she's about as shy as he is, if not more, and it didn't suit her style.]

[twitchyswordhand]

[Shrug.]

I don't know, Inigo! She's your mom.

[Yeah, but she told him to go hit on girls to be more confident so maybe she did this in an ill thought out attempt to help. Or something.]

[manhandled]

[She only told him because Maribelle told her and, ugh. Mom. Please. No. Don't let it be you. Please...

Sniff.]

Maybe...maybe it's someone else. She wouldn't have made the bid so low...

[twitchyswordhand]

[...

Wait.]

Hey. What if Noire sees this?

[What if this turns from a date auction meme into a survival horror meme?]

[manhandled]

[His heart stops for just a second.]

Don't jape around like that, Owain!

[twitchyswordhand]

I'm not! I'm serious. Do you think we should...should figure out some way to protect anyone who bids on you? If anyone does.





[...thinking about it? Actually, they'll probably be okay.]

[manhandled]

You don't think she'll try to attack anyone and shriek about hyenas, do you?

[twitchyswordhand]

[. . . . .



You know what this is? This is an awkward pause.]

[manhandled]

[The pause makes him uncomfortable.]

Do you!?

[twitchyswordhand]

Well, I can't not see her trying to shoot people. But a hero is never idle so we can protect the people if anyone actually bids on you.

[manhandled]

I don't know how I should feel about all of this...

[twitchyswordhand]

I could loan Noire some gold if she shows up and just have her win.

[Inigo gets a date, Noire doesn't shoot at people. Win-win as long as he gets paid back.]

[manhandled]

You think she'll be willing to do it?

[twitchyswordhand]

Yeah, probably. Depends on how she's feeling and who else is bidding.