date auction meme

[memeswearhouse]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Monday April 22nd, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[erythristic]

You apparently own anything, yet everything dies, and you're willing to toss that away? What sort of something are you even looking for?

[heroical]

Everything does not die. My rule is still absolute, and there are very few alive who would question me.

[ he doesn't even know, really. not unless you can bring Enkidu back, maybe :la ]

Do you forfeit your bid?

[erythristic]

No, it still stands.

[He amuses her enough to keep it open.]

But how arrogant of you, to claim that everything does not fall to death eventually.

[heroical]

I am the king of everything between the heavens and the earth. [ looking... a little irritated there, tho. perhaps from being questioned so much?

or maybe... something else. ]

I have no need for extensions on my life. [ he "gave" immortality to the snake, after all ]

Your bid does not hold any interest for me.

[erythristic]

[what's a king to a god]

I have seen many kings rise and fall. Your belief in yourself is charming, to say the least.

[heroical]

[ what's a god to a king? ]

Those kings were not me.

[erythristic]

No, they weren't. Your end will be more spectacular, I imagine.

[heroical]

It will be spectacular in that there will be no end.

[erythristic]

Would you like to bet on that?

[heroical]

There is no need. The outcome is clear.

[erythristic]

If you're so sure, why are you shying away from the bet?

[heroical]

Because it is unnecessary. [ "and not worthy of me" is heavily implied, from his look alone. ]

[erythristic]

Coward.