what's your number?

[semimeme]

 

what's your #?

a meme about what it says on the tin.

1. post with your character, canon, prefs if you like
2. include in your comment the number of individual sexual partners your character has had (feel free to headcanon it up; zeroes are valid)

3. comment to others. be surprised, scandalised, delighted, etc.

Comments

ben k̶y̶l̶o̶ ̶r̶e̶n̶ solo. STAR☆WARS. ota

[vaderstan]

( man check out that big old 0 )

[aspunch]

Me too, me too!

( ... you don't need to sound so excited about it. )

kim "pathological liar" philby — as portrayed in bbc's cambridge spies

[thirdman]

[ A big 21 on his forehead like some kind of red letter. He doesn't seem too bothered by it. ]

madeleine gautier | original character | ota

[demimondaines]

At least 100, but there really is no point to keeping count anymore, is there?

[auteurs]

What's the point at all, if they're not worth counting?

Leon Scott Kennedy | RE2 | ota

[rcpd]

[A nice and cushy 6...and a half.]

[aspunch]

( quietly gives him a thumbs up. except. um. wait. )

Half? Is that possible?

Johnny Storm/Human Torch | F4 (Marvel 616)

[torchie]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[cryoforce]

Zero.

lt. john irving ➣ amc's the terror

[spiritualbenefit]

[ An unsurprising 0. ]

As it should be for every unmarried officer on this ship.

[hellride]

Handsome fellow like you? That's hard to believe.

honoka | dead or alive

[aspunch]

( has a nice, crisp white printer paper taped over her chest.

impressively aligned and printed smack in the center is the number zero. )

Um... I never really thought about doing that sort of thing, that's all.

( the body count she's naturally got on her mind is the number of her opponents! )

[continuer]

Yeah, well, I've thought about it and I'm still zero.

[ In his effort to make her feel better about feeling the need to justify her own score, he realizes how unimpressive that sounded from him, too. ]

...
Sorry, I thought we're playing "things that sound cool before you actually say them". Please forget that...

Poe Dameron l Star Wars

[shootingstarz]

[He may or may not have possibly lost count.]

Can we not with this game?

[For his own sake.]

[lastskywalker]

Embarrassed?

Princess Serenity / Sailor Moon

[moonbunnyusako]

Definitely a zero for the innocent unmarried princess.

[dragon_blossom]

...wouldn't be hard to change that.

Michael Corvin | Underworld

[sempercorvus]

Four. Is that good enough?

Linhardt von Hevring | FE:3H | ota

[sleepyscholar]

[ 2

But there's no way he's going to say with whom. ]

jaskier - the witcher (netflix)

[lettenhove]

Ah, but a truly noble man will never tell.

[ meaning: he's lost count. ]

[dorneish]

Well now, that's not strictly true.

[ Oberyn seems truly, truly amused because- well, he's sure as hell can guess why the other doesn't have a solid number.

There's a little drop of his eyes along the others body as well because...well, he was rather a cute one.]

Only counting the memorable ones?

Dabi | bnha

[creamation]

Was I supposed to keep count?

[withinherparlor]

Don't worry, dearie, I haven't either~.

The Legend of ( Korra ) - ota

[frolicky]

...

( She doesn't say anything, but mun decides to just put a big ass sign that says:

ZERO. 0. NEIN. NONE. )

[maipokerface]

Numbers are overrated.

[Says this gloomy looking lady with the nice big one over her head.]

steve rogers | mcu (au)

[serviceably]

0.

[underachievement]

Huh.

[ surprising, but not bad. better than some alternatives, considering. ]

Just not interested?

Sarah Williams | Return to Labyrinth

[notimefordreams]

[3. A modest number really.]

Juno | Beastars

[beautifulbeast]

[A 0 that she doesn't feel like she needs to explain, thank you.]

[blazearang]

That's a 'this isn't anyone's business' look for sure.

random | chronicles of amber

[mayhaps]

I've lost count.

Clint Barton/Hawkeye | MCU

[eyeofthehawk]

6... maybe 7. I've had quite a few concussions that's mixed up my brain/memory.

sunny holiday ( original )

[vatical]

[ deer-in-headlights stare. ]

.. Um. [ he glances down at his hands, lips moving silently as he clearly ticks off names on his fingers. then a pause, wincing. ] Are we only counting people whose names we remember..?

Ana Rose Kang ♰ Werebear OC ♰ OTA

[bearysweet]

( While my other muses are embarrassed with their low numbers. Ana is embarrassed at the verdict just above her head. )

Over 30 partners...

This year.

I-I lose count constantly, okay?

[knightmare_princess]

...my word.

Cornelia li Britannia | Code Geass | OTA

[knightmare_princess]

[ A nice, normal eleven. ]

Chika Fujiwara | Kaguya-sama: Love is War

[subject_f]

[ Zero! Zero. It's zero. ]

...hey, that's normal.

Lissa | Fire Emblem Awakening | OTA

[partyhats]

[ Lissa is DESPERATELY covering up what might be a number greater than zero??? ]

[swordhandled]

Oh blessed Mother, there is no need to be embarrassed with the number that you have been assigned! It should be known that the only... ok, no I can't do this.

Please tell it's only been father.

[ he's blushing and covering his face moreso than usual. so much so he can't cover the "4" he has ]

Rose | Tales of Zestiria

[shivmeabreak]

One worth mentioning, a few others not.