what's your number?

[semimeme]

 

what's your #?

a meme about what it says on the tin.

1. post with your character, canon, prefs if you like
2. include in your comment the number of individual sexual partners your character has had (feel free to headcanon it up; zeroes are valid)

3. comment to others. be surprised, scandalised, delighted, etc.

Comments

[rcpd]

Alright, alright. I won't lie to you this time.

[But rather than just say it outright, Leon just looks at her knowingly and, after tilting his head from side to side as if mulling it over, he nods. Yes, he has.]

I mean...

Pretty much the entirety of Green Eggs and Ham.

'Cept for all the animals...

[aspunch]

( ... she blinks. )

Green... Eggs and Ham? Animals?

( ah. he's lost her again. is that some sort of american saying? if he's nodding, that's already a 'yes', and she understands that much.

not much else, though. )

What do animals have to do with it? Huh? Leon, tell me!

( now she's shaking his arm, eyes screwed shut in playful annoyance. geez. for such a nice guy, he was basically speaking in riddles. )

[rcpd]

Hey, hey--! Easy, easy.

[Prying her grip off his arm is a lot harder than he thought it'd be, but he manages without any jerky movements or potential for harm for either of them.]

It's from a classic children's book! I figured you'd heard about it to get the reference.

[Apparently not. Yeesh.]

[aspunch]

( hey dont blame her, doctor seuss ain't circulating that much in japan )

Too bad 'cause I didn't.

( is that her rolling her eyes? that's her rolling her eyes. )

You're really weird for correlating children's books to your sex life.

[rcpd]

...says the girl asking the man about the places he's had sex.

[aspunch]

A-And that's only because you openly shared you've done it with six people and a half!

( free reign to start the Q&A as far as she knows. )

[rcpd]

I was participating in the game here. You wouldn't go into a bar and start acting like a teetotaler, would you?