bakerstreet | what's your number?

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what's your number?

what's your #?

a meme about what it says on the tin.

1. post with your character, canon, prefs if you like
2. include in your comment the number of individual sexual partners your character has had (feel free to headcanon it up; zeroes are valid)

3. comment to others. be surprised, scandalised, delighted, etc.

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( man check out that big old 0 )

[ A big 21 on his forehead like some kind of red letter. He doesn't seem too bothered by it. ]

At least 100, but there really is no point to keeping count anymore, is there?

[A nice and cushy 6...and a half.]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[ An unsurprising 0. ]

As it should be for every unmarried officer on this ship.

( has a nice, crisp white printer paper taped over her chest.

impressively aligned and printed smack in the center is the number zero. )

Um... I never really thought about doing that sort of thing, that's all.

( the body count she's naturally got on her mind is the number of her opponents! )

[He may or may not have possibly lost count.]

Can we not with this game?

[For his own sake.]

Definitely a zero for the innocent unmarried princess.

Four. Is that good enough?

[ 2

But there's no way he's going to say with whom. ]

Edited 2020-03-23 23:12 (UTC)

Ah, but a truly noble man will never tell.

[ meaning: he's lost count. ]

Was I supposed to keep count?

...

( She doesn't say anything, but mun decides to just put a big ass sign that says:

ZERO. 0. NEIN. NONE. )

[3. A modest number really.]

[A 0 that she doesn't feel like she needs to explain, thank you.]

I've lost count.

6... maybe 7. I've had quite a few concussions that's mixed up my brain/memory.

Edited 2020-03-24 01:01 (UTC)

[ deer-in-headlights stare. ]

.. Um. [ he glances down at his hands, lips moving silently as he clearly ticks off names on his fingers. then a pause, wincing. ] Are we only counting people whose names we remember..?

( While my other muses are embarrassed with their low numbers. Ana is embarrassed at the verdict just above her head. )

Over 30 partners...

This year.

I-I lose count constantly, okay?

[ A nice, normal eleven. ]

[ Zero! Zero. It's zero. ]

...hey, that's normal.

[ Lissa is DESPERATELY covering up what might be a number greater than zero??? ]

One worth mentioning, a few others not.

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