what's your number?

[semimeme]

 

what's your #?

a meme about what it says on the tin.

1. post with your character, canon, prefs if you like
2. include in your comment the number of individual sexual partners your character has had (feel free to headcanon it up; zeroes are valid)

3. comment to others. be surprised, scandalised, delighted, etc.

Comments

[wincon]

[ his eyes narrow, but that's all ]

Why, would it destroy your confidence to fuck someone hot? Or is it that you can't land them?

[creamation]

Sure, let's go with that.

[He says, completely unbothered.]

Is there anything about me you actually like?

[wincon]

You're convenient. [ flatly. apparently he's not giving answers anymore. ]

[creamation]

There you go. That works for me. There's nothing about me you actually like.

[wincon]

[ missed your shot there if you wanted a friendlier answer, Dabi. ]

There's nothing that I like. But even if there was, I wouldn't waste it.

[creamation]

[ he absolutely didn't want a friendlier answer, Shigs. That was the point. ]

Don't you mean, even though there isn't, you don't want to waste it?

[wincon]

I meant if I liked anything at all, I wouldn't waste it on you.

[creamation]

[ that should be a delightful response, but it sure doesn't feel like it this time. ]

Good. That's what Giran said too.

[wincon]

[ oh, he knows when the lines are drawn in the sand. and if Dabi's gonna be a bitch about it... ]

Yeah? Smart guy.

[creamation]

Smart and good with his hands. No wonder it was the only memorable time I've ever had.

[wincon]

Good to know. Maybe I'll try him next.

[ Giran does owe him. ]

[creamation]

Might wanna prepare yourself beforehand. He's not too great with inexperienced lays.

[wincon]

Least he can do after that mess in Deika is show me a good time.

[creamation]

He wouldn't touch you.

[wincon]

That's be between me and him.

[creamation]

Fine, have at it. Maybe he can give you a few pointers. You're a shitty lay.

[wincon]

Then you should sound happier that I'm out of your hands.

[ he doesn't know what the fuck you want from him, Dabi. wth ]

[creamation]

[ hmm he'd rather not be told that shigaraki doesn't want to waste what he likes on him. but whatever, he doesn't care.]

Can't you tell by the look on my face? I'm thrilled.

[wincon]

[ it wasn't coming off like Dabi liked him much either. ]

You didn't sound it. But in that case, congratulations, I guess.

[creamation]

Yeah.

Just remember not to kill him when he doesn't give a shit if you like something or not. He's not gonna make sure you're comfortable. We still need him.

[wincon]

Is there a reason you give so much of a shit what happens?

[ because even if Tomura were being serious about all this, Dabi's... whatever the fuck he's doing is getting pretty grating. especially when he wants to act like he doesn't care. ]

[creamation]

Yeah. I don't wanna see you clawing up your neck again. It's disgusting.

[wincon]

You don't have to worry about that.

[creamation]

I'm not worried.

Look, just find something better to do, alright? Stay the fuck away from him.

[wincon]

[ sucking in a breath. ]

Convince me.