what's your number?

[semimeme]

 

what's your #?

a meme about what it says on the tin.

1. post with your character, canon, prefs if you like
2. include in your comment the number of individual sexual partners your character has had (feel free to headcanon it up; zeroes are valid)

3. comment to others. be surprised, scandalised, delighted, etc.

Comments

J A U N E ! ! !

[aspunch]

( too late. she heard it and she definitely will not forget it! not that she thinks it makes him a loser or anything and he better know it. )

I'm sure you have your reasons. ( there's as many reasons to not do it to counter as many as why one could do it. ) So it's definitely okay.

( patting his shoulder, or as far as her shorter arms can go given she's barely a hair nearing five feet, her smile strives to comfort him. virgins: the alliance. )

Everyone has their chance! You can do it!

🐰 ahoy!

[continuer]

[ He finds her smile and reassurance comforting, and embraces her words of courage until it dawns on him that this is a weird thing for someone to encourage in the first place, which colours his cheeks for a moment. ]

Thank yo-- w-wait, what, what are you, what is it this, some support group? I can't just-- just "do it"! Do what? Wait, stop, that's not even the point! So not the point!

[aspunch]

Eh? Isn't it the point that you can do it if you want to?

( if he wants to, whenever he chooses to. there's nothing wrong with that, is there? she pouts, sticking herself closer. honoka has no concept of personal space, and the paper on her chest crinkles against his own. )

I'm only saying that once you find someone you wanna do it with, you should do it if you wanna!

[continuer]

Ghhk--!!

[ That's so close, he can practically feel her warmth. With the subject they're discussing and her close proximity, he's not surprised that he's feeling a little hot, too. It's a good thing he's so tall, and assumes that this is as far as her invasion of personal space can go.

Still, with both hands on her shoulders now, he gently guides her to take a step back, only so he can look at her face when he speaks to her. That's right, eyes up, Jaune. Keep it together, even if she is cute!! ]

Y-You know it takes two to tango, right? And by two I mean mutual interest, and by tango I mean the mambo! Mambo? What am I saying? Agh! You know for someone who never thought about it, you're sure dishing out lots of advice...

[aspunch]

( it's only a step back that she takes, not any less vibrant in her expressions when she gives his words a thought. hilarious he's getting so flustered over someone so oblivious and innocent. or mostly, anyways. is he nervous? he doesn't have any reason to be, so she thinks, but honoka isn't ignorant to his tension. )

Ehehe, you must like dancing. Tango, mambo... sambo...

( he's right though. it's not like honoka has never had urges, it's just that she's never been approached... much less had done any approaching herself. )

I thought I implied it! You're ( her eyes crinkle when she smiles again, bobbing on her feet. ) cute, so I'm confident you'll find a partner in no time. Do you think you'd need help?

( uh. can you really offer help in something like that? )

[continuer]

[ He had a partner, but it was never that kind of relationship. Still, he's not sure if he could call anyone else his partner... it certainly hasn't crossed his mind until she brings it up. Wait, did she just say he's cute??!? ]

I'm not cute, you're cu--

[ Wait, why is he being so combative about it?! Not to mention that "cute" isn't even an insult! Maybe he should let his guard down, he thinks. It's not like she's making fun of him... or is she? What a mysterious person...]

--nngh! Why're you so concerned about my number anyway? Last I checked, you could use some help, too.

[ While still looking at her, he absentmindedly pokes the piece of paper... on her chest.... ]

[aspunch]

( definitely not intending to make fun of him, though riding from the flow of the conversation, she'll drop teasing remarks like beartraps. sweet and sugary beartraps. arguing with him is fun; nobody really argues with her. )

Hey! ( an empty exclamation. she's had to bear the brunt of much worse and has complained less but this is different. she clasps a hand over one boob, almost protectively, her cheeks flushed dark in a flash and almost comedically puffed like she's swallowed a pepper. ) I don't need help, I just... don't think about it.

( it's never come up, really. )

Girls around me would talk about things they do with their... boyfriends... ( some of them might not have been. now a piece of her side ponytail looks interesting, so she fiddles with it, peering up at jaune from her lashes, still a littled miffed, mumbling. ) And I know I'll probably never get one.

[continuer]

[ Ah... even with her stifled words, it doesn't take a genius to figure out how that sentence ends. Honoka must be that type of girl he's familiar with... someone who pays attention to others, but fails to notice how unattainably pretty she is. If she knew, she'd realize that other boys probably think she's too good for them. It's not her fault, really.

Her display of vulnerability helps him let his guard down, too, and he shrugs her comment off with a smile. ]

Aren't you the one who said something like... if you want something, you should go for it?

[ She definitely didn't say it in those words. ]

Waiiit, don't tell me... you're one of those people who can't follow their own advice, heh!