what's your number?

[semimeme]

 

what's your #?

a meme about what it says on the tin.

1. post with your character, canon, prefs if you like
2. include in your comment the number of individual sexual partners your character has had (feel free to headcanon it up; zeroes are valid)

3. comment to others. be surprised, scandalised, delighted, etc.

Comments

[swordhandled]

Oh blessed Mother, there is no need to be embarrassed with the number that you have been assigned! It should be known that the only... ok, no I can't do this.

Please tell it's only been father.

[ he's blushing and covering his face moreso than usual. so much so he can't cover the "4" he has ]

[partyhats]

Total-

[ How is it just constantly slipping out of her grasp?

...is that a six or a nine on it? ]

[swordhandled]

[ THERE ARE A LOT OF QUESTIONS OWAIN HAS and none of them he wants answered ]

Mother! Let me assist!

[ but yeah let's just...... cover. that ]

[partyhats]

[ Sorry son mom is sluttier than you. ]

No just ignore it, leave forever, pretend... nothing... exists.

[swordhandled]

[ the epic romance of lissa x [insert father here] that was writing in his head is dying faster than-- a lot of things he's seen die. ]

That is a solution that I can agree with. Nothing in this world exists, we are all simply figments of the imagination!

[partyhats]

[ The epic romance of 'princess gets laid while successfully avoiding scandalous pregnancies' is on the table? ]

Yes! Yes. Reality is... all in... what you perceive. Miriel was talking about something like that the other day.

[swordhandled]

[ a scandalous romance indeed... ]

Ah, perceptions of reality! What is reality but that which we make of it? Should we choose to ignore that around us which we do not want to see, who can make us to acknowledge the facts that have been laid bare?

[partyhats]

Facts should serve a purpose anyways. Sometimes... ignorance is truly bliss, is it not?

[ ...maybe not as blissful as gettin' some. ]

[swordhandled]

Facts should only be used to benefit the people. If they are of no benefit, then they can be ignored!

[ MOM PLEASE ]

[partyhats]

Yes, you get it, that's, uh, politics works that way too!

[ Son... no. Can't stop won't stop. ]